Meinia Sutekh

[TheChaotic1]

Full Name: Meinia Sutekh
Gender: Female
Height & Weight: 5'4" , 185 lbs
Birthdate: May 25th
Age: 9 sweeps

Physical appearance: She is a charming young troll, she is actually a little plump compared to most trolls, though that works to her benefit, she is shapely because of the added fat, if you know what I mean. She tends to wear the standards of the juggalo cult, though she doesn't wear the make-up, she wears a dark purple skirt with lighter purple polka dots. Her hair is very messy but short. She has three horns that sit on her head asymmetrically, with two on the right and one on the left. They are all small and curve inwards. She got burned by a concentrated beam of alternian sunlight, burning her face and blinding her in one eye. The burns healed eventually, but her eye is out of commision.

Personality: She is kind of a douche, but a likeable one, she tends to just do whatever she wants and make stupid jokes. She loves to disrupt things, if there is something going on she almost needs to mess it up, even if she will only hinder herself. She will hit on everyone, probably making them uncomfortable, and then laughing at them. And then hitting on them more. Seriously, messing with peoples heads is her forte. I wouldn't put it past her to like, send someone a photo of her in a bikini holding two buckets just to fuck their head up for a week.
She loves to bust some chops, and she can take it too, she barely gets upset, even when someone is really trying to hurt her. She hopes to one day join the noble ranks of the laughsassins, using her wit and charm to super spy it up for the queen.
She has an obsession with the number 5, if she can do things in fives she will. She is a problem player, she doesn't mean anyone harm, but tends to just make it worse when she is involved.

Handle:ravingMarch
Typing Quirk:She tends to use 5ive words at a time, or something that's divisible by 5ive, Ss are 5s, oo=0, ee=3
Blood color: Purple (land dwelling)
Symbol:
Lusus: An ignoble tonguebeast named Slaagi (She is a frog thing)

Strengths: She is a versatile fighter, her purple blood makes her quite hard to kill, she is a clown too, she has the chucklevoodoo to see into people's motives and detect lies
Weaknesses: She tends to shoot herself in the foot, she is way overconfident, she can be manipulated by careful use of the number five
Fears/Insecurities:She is afraid she isn't violent enough to be a real laughsassin
Likes: The number five, things that are funny, flirting, sculpting, Chaos (A five letter word)
Dislikes: Things that are not funny
Driving force: Chaos!!!!!
Hobbies:Screwing around.

God Tier Title: Sylph of Doom
Land: Land of Chaos and Order
Derse or Prospit: Prospit
Weapon:Slapstick-Kind

Describe your character in three words: Apple of Discord
If your character were stranded on an island and could only bring two things with them, what would they be?: A spaceship, and a ham sandwich

If your character could change anything about themselves, what would they change?: Would probably make herself skinnier, but keeping the fat in some areas
Your character opens their fridge; what do they see?: Candy flowing out

Other:
Her symbol is the symbol for the planet Eris
Sutekh is a version of Set
Her name is Mania
the five thing comes from the law of fives in discordian philosophy (The law states that everything can be related to the number five)
Her birthday is May 25, the fifth month, and 25 = 5 x 5, her age is 7 1/2, so 15 earth years

The weapons she keeps under slapstick kind are kinda whatever is funny, but her main items are:
Anvils
Baguette (Like, a super strong one, talkin like bust down walls with it)
Pie bombs like in spongebob
Seltzer bottle that goes off like a fire hose
Fireworks and Dynamite

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