Kyle Crowly

by **Cardly** Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:04 pm

Full Name: Kyle Crowly
Nickname(s): Nerd, Crazy Guy
Gender: Male
Height & Weight: 4'6 6'7
Birthdate: May 4th
Age: 13
Physical appearance: At a very short height, Kyle stands with a very weak and frail stature. He doesn't have broad shoulders and is in fact very pale. He is short-sighted in both eyes and so needs glasses to see without it making him feel nauseous. He has slim facial features- one embarrassing mother would say 'he has the cheeks of a newborn child's butt-cheeks'
He wears a soft cotton shirt with green sleeves and a green one-eyed rabbit with a moustache upon the chest area. He tucks this into his black jeans using a leather belt with a book-shaped belt buckle. He wears green trainers with laces, these laces have dark green aglets.
He wears librarian-like glasses that cover his eyes. Usually his hair is rather messy and (if I do say so myself) rather un-kept. His hair is a black-colour than often bleaches to a grey colour when there's a lot of sun around. He has a small button-like nose with a couple of hairs within it that are hardly visible. His teeth are quite rabbit-like, blunt, sharp and bucked to the ready.
His voice is extremely high-pitched, it doesn't drop till age sixteen, making him sound so, so ridiculous.

Personality: At first glance, Kyle is basically a nerd- a geeky nerd who seems to sing a lot. He will sometimes try to trick you, but fail miserably. He is completely pathetic- or that is what other people will say about him. Kyle is a nice guy, always careful with what he says and hopes for. One thing that becomes clear when you get to know him, however- he is absolutely obsessed with conspiracy theories, the Bermuda Triangle, ALIENS! Probing! Ooh.. Probing.. Though when he does meet the aliens (the trolls) he really starts hating them, he doesn't know why... Maybe it's the candycorn horns? He is not sure at all. He can be very, very calm at times too; for example... During his entry to Sburb, he isn't freaking the fuck out, in fact he merely decides to write a walkthrough, when he's on a land of Dreams and Mist; he's completely entranced by what he sees in the mist.... The mist itself is a conspiracy for him, life itself is a conspiracy for him... EVERYTHING IS A CONSPIRACY FOR HIM!
There's one thing I have not mentioned yet. Kyle is a bisexual, this does indeed mean that he likes both men and women; however he does prefer women slightly more. Kyle is slightly insecure about this and won't openly admit it, if someone did happen to find out, he'd go quiet and shy, not wanting to talk to people... If the person kept telling people though, he would lose his cool.

Handle: closetDeceiver [CD]
Typing Quirk/Color: I like to extend my wooooordsss~~~ By singing sometiiiiimes~~~ I use almooooost~~~~ Perfect grammaaaar~~~ Of course I forget my commaaaaaaas~~~ [#397d02]
Eye color: Cactus Green [#397d02]
Symbol: A one eyed cactus green rabbit.
Guardian: Bro Crowly

Strengths: He's rather accurate with a yoyo, a good strategist- very optimistic.
Weaknesses: Easily confused, physically quite weak, a little too calm at times.
Fears/Insecurities: Insecure about his own sexuality.
Likes: Yoyos, conspiracies, fresh fruits, people of both genders, the smell of cut grass.
Dislikes: The cold hard truth, doom, trolls [unless you can convince him]
Driving force: To find out the secrets...
Hobbies: Looking up conspiracies, fooling people into doing things.

God Tier Title: Mage of Hope
Land: Land of Dreams and Mist
Derse or Prospit: Derse
Strife Specibus: Yoyo, later to be alchemised into a Yo-yo grappling hook.

Describe your character in three words: Closet Bisexual Trickster
If your character were stranded on an island and could only bring two things with them, what would they be?:
Their yoyo and a machete
If your character could change anything about themselves, what would they change?:
Their sexual preference, his brother does indeed undermine it.
Your character opens their fridge; what do they see?:
Dr Pepper, Diet Dr Pepper, A Squiddle? A pumpkin... A pair of socks with fungus growing on it... A mouldy pizza... He's gonna have to a cleeeeaaaaring~~~~ out tommorrooooow~~~

Other:

-- The Land of Dreams and Mist --

The land of Dreams and Mist is a very quiet place, very eerie- kinda like an old horror movie- it's covered in mist that works a lot like Prospit's clouds, showing the dreams of other people, for example the mist could look into a dream-bubble and see all the dead people, you can kinda interact with the dreams; but you would not be seen, merely heard by people. Besides this the land is filled with dead trees; for the mist blocks out any light sources.

The Land Quest is to clear the Mist and allow the Consorts to rebuild the trees in which they live in.

His consorts are beavers...

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He lives in Cardiff, Wales.

His accent is slightly English.