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tlo- Legacy Administrator
- Posts : 889
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Age : 24
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Re: Bad Translations!
"Let it go!"
Came out as...
"He said, we go!"
Came out as...
"He said, we go!"
dexterousSurvivalist- Admin
- Posts : 725
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Age : 30
Re: Bad Translations!
"Buy two, for the price of one!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"on the day, on Tuesday, the purchase, sale!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"on the day, on Tuesday, the purchase, sale!"
tlo- Legacy Administrator
- Posts : 889
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Re: Bad Translations!
"Hand over the Bacon!"
... 43 translations later, yandex gives us:
"The pig is in your hands."
This is amazing. Its like may the force be with you crossed with may the odds be ever in your favor... only with pigs... and sharing no common words except for "the" and "in".
I'm totally using this from now on to denote something... not sure what but definately something!
... 43 translations later, yandex gives us:
"The pig is in your hands."
This is amazing. Its like may the force be with you crossed with may the odds be ever in your favor... only with pigs... and sharing no common words except for "the" and "in".
I'm totally using this from now on to denote something... not sure what but definately something!
duelingThoughts- Lodestar Youth
- Posts : 399
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Join date : 2014-09-07
Age : 26
Location : Land of Wrath and Angles
Re: Bad Translations!
OMG...
Sorry for the double post...
But I had to Share this!
I put in "Home stuck", this is what I got:
"This is the number"
The NUMBER OF WHAT? THE BEAST?!?!?!?!
#triggers, #satan
Sorry for the double post...
But I had to Share this!
I put in "Home stuck", this is what I got:
"This is the number"
The NUMBER OF WHAT? THE BEAST?!?!?!?!
#triggers, #satan
duelingThoughts- Lodestar Youth
- Posts : 399
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Age : 26
Location : Land of Wrath and Angles
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"Nobody can escape the Miles."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This e-mail, he can be killed. "
"Nobody can escape the Miles."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This e-mail, he can be killed. "
tlo- Legacy Administrator
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Re: Bad Translations!
Ok, these are jus way too hilarious not to post.
Original text:
""They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"X oil on fire,I can't wait "
Original text:
""They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Body base for me, and I decided that to wait. "
Original text:
""They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This country is the bat of death in this country. Call stennija contact tifsir "
Original text:
" "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" Warm pimp it կայունէ hope. "
Original text:
""They wait for he who would extinguish candles whilst fanning a fire""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"X oil on fire,I can't wait "
Original text:
""They wait for she who would thaw solid flesh and resolve it into a dew""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Body base for me, and I decided that to wait. "
Original text:
""They wait for she who would breed lilacs out of the dead land""
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This country is the bat of death in this country. Call stennija contact tifsir "
Original text:
" "They wait for he who would drop it like it's hot whilst the pimp's in the crib"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
" Warm pimp it կայունէ hope. "
tlo- Legacy Administrator
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Re: Bad Translations!
So I put in:
There are one-hundred and fifty Pokemon in the original Pokedex
and after 43 translation got:
One hundred and fifty pokemon program
Not funny, but I didn't start out with a complicated phrase. Will be trying this again.
There are one-hundred and fifty Pokemon in the original Pokedex
and after 43 translation got:
One hundred and fifty pokemon program
Not funny, but I didn't start out with a complicated phrase. Will be trying this again.
Jeanne160- Greentyke
- Posts : 9
Boondollars : 17670
Join date : 2015-01-20
Location : Prescott, AZ
Re: Bad Translations!
I put in:
Forgive me if I continue to hold disbelief at your straightness, John. We both know you have a hard on for a certain male.
And after 43 translations got:
This curse, security, Ivan, sorry if trimate. All people who have a lot in common.
Um... what?
Forgive me if I continue to hold disbelief at your straightness, John. We both know you have a hard on for a certain male.
And after 43 translations got:
This curse, security, Ivan, sorry if trimate. All people who have a lot in common.
Um... what?
Jeanne160- Greentyke
- Posts : 9
Boondollars : 17670
Join date : 2015-01-20
Location : Prescott, AZ
Re: Bad Translations!
Start:
"Dionze licked her face."
After 43 translations got:
" The great Dionze."
The translator understands.
"Dionze licked her face."
After 43 translations got:
" The great Dionze."
The translator understands.
Froslass Is Babe- Fidgety Bopper
- Posts : 85
Boondollars : 18356
Join date : 2014-10-29
Age : 28
Re: Bad Translations!
"I love the fact idiots run the government."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I'm in my house under control."
hm...
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I'm in my house under control."
hm...
Guest- Guest
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"He showed me...he showed me YOU!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"... !!!! I!"
How? I don't know.
"He showed me...he showed me YOU!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"... !!!! I!"
How? I don't know.
synczomb- Fidgety Bopper
- Posts : 79
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Join date : 2015-01-04
Location : LOKAFC
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"Forty-two: The answer to life, the universe, and everything."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Forty Questions. The answer lies in the fact that the very fact that the universe and all others"
"Forty-two: The answer to life, the universe, and everything."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Forty Questions. The answer lies in the fact that the very fact that the universe and all others"
tlo- Legacy Administrator
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Re: Bad Translations!
"JOHN AND VRISKA SITTING IN A TREE! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"John ring in the woods in his sit! -Jay!!!"
...How did that happen? XD
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"John ring in the woods in his sit! -Jay!!!"
...How did that happen? XD
abnormalAlchemist- Greentyke
- Posts : 11
Boondollars : 16850
Join date : 2015-07-09
Age : 25
Location : the internet
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"Dare to be stupid"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is not lost. "
I would hope that song didn't get forgotten, if that's what you mean... but otherwise, I probably don't want to *know* what you mean, Yandex.
"Dare to be stupid"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This is not lost. "
I would hope that song didn't get forgotten, if that's what you mean... but otherwise, I probably don't want to *know* what you mean, Yandex.
unendingAmbience- Greentyke
- Posts : 10
Boondollars : 16876
Join date : 2015-07-10
Age : 26
Location : Land of Music and Linux
Re: Bad Translations!
'I am a tiny potato and I believe in you'
23 translations later
'I've got a fish, I think.'
23 translations later
'I've got a fish, I think.'
PerpetuallyAdroit- Moppet of Destiny
- Posts : 297
Boondollars : 18547
Join date : 2015-03-18
Age : 25
Location : Land of Smoke and Lakes
Re: Bad Translations!
I had to:
Original text:
"Row Row, Fight the Power! "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The soldiers in the field! "
Not to forget this gem:
Original text:
"Space Weird Thing is delightful."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"There's nothing wrong. "
I have no regrets about this. XD
Original text:
"Row Row, Fight the Power! "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"The soldiers in the field! "
Not to forget this gem:
Original text:
"Space Weird Thing is delightful."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"There's nothing wrong. "
I have no regrets about this. XD
unendingAmbience- Greentyke
- Posts : 10
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Age : 26
Location : Land of Music and Linux
Re: Bad Translations!
I decided to do an ooooooooooold joke.
"Feferi misheard Eridan when he said that he wanted to pail with her."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Did you hear about this book, if you say you want to eat, beans, in the middle of Czechoslovakia."
"Feferi misheard Eridan when he said that he wanted to pail with her."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Did you hear about this book, if you say you want to eat, beans, in the middle of Czechoslovakia."
DistantRed- Ectobiolobabysitter
- Posts : 725
Boondollars : 19532
Join date : 2015-01-19
Age : 26
Location : Land of Requiem and The Undead
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"I want to be your rock, and when I talk, it lights a fire in you."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I want to be a rock and caught on fire, he said."
"I want to be your rock, and when I talk, it lights a fire in you."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I want to be a rock and caught on fire, he said."
Guest- Guest
Re: Bad Translations!
"To be, or not to be, that is the question."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Problem is, he's the boss."
"The Best Show I have seen so far is Soul Eater"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What is the best result I've seen things in the bathtub."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Problem is, he's the boss."
"The Best Show I have seen so far is Soul Eater"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"What is the best result I've seen things in the bathtub."
skeletalAssociate- Bravesprout
- Posts : 216
Boondollars : 17813
Join date : 2015-06-01
Age : 25
Re: Bad Translations!
"We are wild. We are like young volcanoes."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"For example, in the middle of my room, I'm not a volcano new "
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"For example, in the middle of my room, I'm not a volcano new "
trichotomousKeeper- Rumpus Buster
- Posts : 373
Boondollars : 18584
Join date : 2015-06-13
Age : 34
Location : Land of Trees and Ivy
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"Let sleeping dogs lie"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I can't sleep,Etc"
"Let sleeping dogs lie"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"I can't sleep,Etc"
linguisticallyInspired- Gritty Midget
- Posts : 612
Boondollars : 18715
Join date : 2015-01-24
Age : 22
Location : Land of Weightlessnes and Holes
Re: Bad Translations!
Original text:
"Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't haffta be a snowman."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You want to build a snowman? if it is not incest, twice."
"Do you wanna build a snowman? It doesn't haffta be a snowman."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"You want to build a snowman? if it is not incest, twice."
tlo- Legacy Administrator
- Posts : 889
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Re: Bad Translations!
tlo wrote:Original text:
"Forty-two: The answer to life, the universe, and everything."
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"Forty Questions. The answer lies in the fact that the very fact that the universe and all others"
Unbelievable. Just whow.
dexterousSurvivalist- Admin
- Posts : 725
Boondollars : 23992
Join date : 2014-02-26
Age : 30
Re: Bad Translations!
"So let me tell you about homestuck"
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This book, comics, comic, webcomic, I want to say that this cartoon is a third party."
Oh my gog
...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:
"This book, comics, comic, webcomic, I want to say that this cartoon is a third party."
Oh my gog
nonsensicalDisruption- Anklebiter
- Posts : 113
Boondollars : 17532
Join date : 2015-06-01
Age : 23
Location : Land Of Memes and Fandoms
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