Re: Housefast

by **DistantRed** Sun Feb 22, 2015 1:34 am

Trolling with LA:

He packs up all that remains of his stuff and puts it in a bag-on-the-stick-thing, How

to get home though?

>Become a hobo and ride the rails home!

Wonderful idea, he can just take the train ACROSS THE WORLD. Try again.

> Take a plane.

He goes to the nearest airport and looks at planes. His face brightens up. It's only

$956 from here to Astralania. He easily has that money. He quickly takes out his wallet

and pulls out $1000.

Ahem! He takes out a $1000.

> PULL OUT $1000!!!!

Sorry... he got robbed. That's one of the first things they took. Guess he has to go

back to his apartment.

> But the highblood...

Damn the highblood!

> Imagine what she'd say if she found out that you were saying this about her and

not following orders.

He imagines it and decides he NEEDS on this plane.

> Hide in a suitcase

He hides in a suitcase and now he waits.

~~~~~

===> Be the guy in whatever hat he's wearing.

He's no longer wearing a whatever hat.

> Put on whatever-hat.

What whatever hat?

factotumAmnesic[FA] has started trolling amnesicFactotum

FA: I DO not HAVE time for you! PLEASE just JOIN the memo-board ENTITLED "Zell :D"!

factotumAmnesic[FA] has ceased trolling amnesicFactotum

Zell :D:

amnesicFactotumc [AF] opened a public memo on board SBURB?

SBURB?:

{Just for making things faster we should decide who hosts who based on post order i.e. My peeps should host one or both of Lithp's peeps.}

by **linguisticallyInspired** Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:09 pm

Bump...
Lithp?

by **tlo** Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:23 pm

Show Memolog:

> CT: Examine the burning remains of your room.

They aren't burning, you gimver! There aren't even remains!

> Examine the toaster, then, smart guy.

Nope! Gotta read the note first!

> Read the note. Get it over with.

You smile, your friend's sloppy and scrunched handwriting familiar and sort of silly. Now, that toaster.
It's a beauty. What you always wanted, a perfect-toast-maker.
But that rifle.

"-becarefultoonlyputtoastin-"

It has to go off eventually.

>Thank your friend, and get back to your conversation, mister super-charisma!

You wish you could! But that lightning shut your computer off, and it's sorta steaming. Your phone, which you'd used after that, was now out of power!

> Be someone with more battery life.

You are now someone with so much battery life. Like, all of it.
You're really not doing anything worth watching. Just... Books.

> Someone pester that poor girl!

(( So, entrance order- I think Red's good on that, with post order. I'll start with one of mine, who connect with one of the next, and so on until one of red's connects with my other character who then connects with the succeeding second character, yadda yadsa yadda. ))

by **BurdenKing** Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:14 pm

(woah, okay. I got skipped pretty freaking quickly.)

by **Monjaro** Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:19 pm

(What are you talking about? where still in the same order we discussed. what's the problem?)

by **tlo** Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:44 pm

(( Yeah, Dev'lish posts after me, and then you. :? ))

by **Monjaro** Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:58 pm

Now, lets see what these dorks have been... Gark, this is horrible. Their all so... lovey dovey.
Oh, gog I feel like I may actually throw up. *brwwp* *BAAARPH* Gog, this is horrible. I have to fix this.

grusomTyrant {GT} is trolling everyone.

GT: Why hello shitty grub bags.
GT: You reign of happiness shall finally reach it's climax and ultimately its downfall.
GT: First lets start with my present to the birthday boy.
GT: Ahem... so, I hear you want to be a Fucking bee keeper.
GT: But that can't be right because everything living that gets into your positions seem to die.
GT: In a way you would probably never get the chance to harvest mind honey.
GT: Next is miss athletic. so what, you've beaten another fucking human in a run big deal.
GT: It's a common fact that trolls are better then humans in every physical attribute.
GT: So of course you're going to win you pink fluffy princes wanna be.
GT: Also, from what I read someone sent a... toaster that could make the perfect toast?
GT: What shit for brain would send a gift like that. Actually who would even bother with something so trivial.
GT: They could have spent their time on something more fucking important like more effective weapons or some way to "NOT" be a fucking nimrod.
GT: And finally, Able. you're a little piece of shit stained on this little shitty planet.
GT: You are so in significant that if you even die at this moment, no one would notice.
GT: Because that is how much of a nobody, shut-in, nerd like yourself is.
GT: And as much as i would like to continue, I take my leave to try a shitty game that i seem to have stored in my captch-log.
grusomeTyrant {GT} has ceased trolling.

"Gog, that was somewhat invigorating. i should do that again after i install these games onto my husk top."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Where did he go...oh, ah."
You are now back in the bunker but Able seems to have retreated somewhere.

===> look around

You see a large bump under the blankets.
Larger then a pillow but not as large as a full grow boy...
"Wait."
It appears that able was hiding under the blankets from a post he read.

===> look at post

You jump over to the young boys desktop to see what "The fuck is this?"
"That damn Ziavra Kiislu has been at her games again and dragged down Able."
"This just has to stop."
"Oh and it looks like Able was installing something as well."

by **BurdenKing** Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:49 pm

(Oh whoops, nevermind. I derped. IGNORE ME!)

by **BurdenKing** Mon Feb 23, 2015 2:14 pm

Trolling with LA:

After replying to the message, Noxxia watched as the other racers jogged their way in across the finish line, finally finishing the race. Noxxia hopped off, and began to leave. She needed to get home so she could send a gift to her friend, and besides, she was growing tired of dealing with the open air of the beach.

With a wave, she strode into the ocean, and disappeared beneath the waves, diving below towards the direction of her home beneath the water.

Lucy was currently knee deep in another invention of hers, but was still keeping track of her Pesterchum. So upon seeing the rather harsh message, Lucy suddenly stopped and thought. When did she make a toaster?

OmniscientOzmadaus [OO] has join the public chat
[OO]: whendidimakeaperfecttoastmaker
[OO]: onlythingi'vebeenworkingonsofarismygiftforthebirthdayboy
[OO]:waitdidialreadysendagiftanditwasatoastercauseitseemslikeimmissingafewcomponants.

Thinking back, she did remember using her appearifier sometime today, so maybe that's what she had used it for. Thinking on this, she continue dher work, which was now gonna end up as something completely different cause she forgot her original goal in favor of a new one that had appeared in her mind.

by **DistantRed** Mon Feb 23, 2015 4:42 pm

{{

Big Ol' Guide of Everybody™:

Lithp:
Bebzel Duleze [cadaverousThaumaturge] (#b99d16)
Iota "Robo" Markson [cariactureDisconcertia] (#ffffff or Paleish blue)

Dev:
Ziavra Kiislu [gruesomeTyrant] (#660000)
Able Johnson [adventChemist] (#006600)

Burd:
Noxxia Orphen [lackadaisicalAscendancy] (#ff66ff)
Lucy Blight [omniscientOzmadus] (#00ccff)

Pand:
Zygosi Merleg [absoluteProsecutor] (#00cccc)
Lucy Andrews [electrifiedEndorphin](#ff3333)

Kas:
Leon Schyte [wildStone] (#99ffff)
Katsuo Icarus [burningAce] (#990099)

Me a.k.a Dist:
Fleris Gjunou [reticentCadget](#8a3324)
Zell Meiris [amnesicFactotum](#ff0000)
The Jerky Future Zell [factotumAmnesic] (#00ff00, then #00ffff)

Edit: In my defense I remember Kas having one character for some reason, and I had the hexcode right in parenthesis

}}[/color][/color]

by **friendlyJoker** Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:19 pm

i have two,

Leon is one [color=#99ffff] wildStone

and Kas is the other one [color=#990099] burningAce

by **Monjaro** Mon Feb 23, 2015 5:25 pm

((and able is green #006600 not pinkish #ff3333))

by **linguisticallyInspired** Mon Feb 23, 2015 8:28 pm

You frown upon seeing the critique, as you prefer to call it, from Ziavra. Gosh, that woman is insufferable. You resist the urge to tell her off but it's none of your business, for now at least. If she ever criticised you, oh she will paaayyy. You then decide to continue trolling Bebzel.

>Zygosi: Troll

Show Trolllog:

Now that's that, let's see how Lucy is doing. No, not that Lucy who's so forgetful, that other Lucy who still doesn't know what to get Bebzel.

===> Be the unsure one

Yo still stand in front of your laptop, still considering what to give. Maybe a...large sized fish anatomy model?
What?
No. You do NOT by any case, GIVE the fish anatomy model. It's a limited edition one and is worth HUNDREDS of dollars.
>Okay then, give the smaller fish anatomy model

No, not that one either. That one's worth thousands. The details are everything and you really admire the guy's hardwork put into the details of the model.

> Fine then. Move on from the anatomy models.

Soon you spot... Oh? What is this?

It's a large killer whale head, stuffed, courtesy from your grandpa. You glare at the thing with immense hatred. How daaare your grandpa kill this poor whale for sport!

>Give the whale?

Nah, as if you'll give something like THAT to a friend.
But you've got to give something!

You know that, but there's absolutely nothing which you would be able to give this year.

>Lucy: Be frustrated.

by **friendlyJoker** Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:08 am

grusomTyrant {GT} is trolling everyone.

Spoiler:

kAs: I cAn't fUckIng bElIvE thIs gUy, hOw dArE hE sEnd mE A rAnt Of hIs pErsOnAl prOblEms whEn Im nOt EvEn In thE mOthErfUckIng rAnt, thIs gUy, thIs mOthErfUckIng gUy, whO dOEs hE thInk hE Is

Hey calm down clown face, he surly just send it to you by mistake, you dont have to make a Big show out of it

kAs: ArE yOU kIddIng, thIs Is A dIsrEspEct frOm A lOwEr blOOd lIkE hIm, hE shOUld bE ExEcUtEd In thE InstAnt hE fInIshEd typIng thIs AttrOcIty

Aaaugghh, man, you cant just flip your shit at every oportunity you have. If you want to be the protagonist of this story you should start acting more like the hero and less as the stupid comedy side character.

kAs: whAt thE fUck ArE yOU tAlkIng AbOUt, I wOUld cAll yOU crAzy, bUt yOU ArE A vOIcE In my hEAd thAt dOEsnt lIkE tO shUt Up

See? you are nothing more than a side character that everyone is going to see as a crazy guy who talks alone

kAs: shUt Up. Im nOt tAlkIng wIth yOU AnymOrE

FINE. If you are not going to listen to me, i will leave you alone talking with your new "friend". i'll just go to talk with someone else, with someone that alwayse listen what i have to say

burningAce starting trolling grusomTyrant

kAs: hEy yOU mOthErfUckEr, whO dO yOU thInk yOU ArE tO sEnd mE thIs kInd Of mEnsEngEEs.
kAs: whO dO yOU thInk Am I? OnE Of yOUr stUpID lOwblOOd frIEnds?

==> Go to see the other guy

Mmmm....just as i though, this guy hasnt move, not a single intch, i think it could even be dead right now, he vearly breathes. Its like the start of a horror movie and OMG HE MOVED, Fuck that scare the living fuck out off me

WS: Hey hermanooooo, who are you talking to? There is no one else here, only you and yo.

mmm...i dont know, the audience? the readers? how im supposed to know, im just the narrator, im not sipposed to know those things, im just supposed to tell what are you are doing and how are you feeling

WS: and how am i feeling my hermano?

I seriusly dont want to know that, just...do something to move this story forward, you cant just stand there with out doing nothing

WS: aaawww man, i didnt do nothing, i feed my cat, say hi little luna, besides, what are you expecting me to do?

Well, why dont you talk with some of your friends or play that game that everybody else its starting to play, just find someone else to play with

WS: heeeeeeaaaaaa....K. ~Hits his head agains the keyboard~ sadofndjjsdag

Why did you do that??

wildStone opened a conversation with a random (personamnesicFactotum)

WS: heeeey hermano, i know you dont know who am i, and i dont know who you are, but a crazy voice in my head told me to play a videogame with ya, would you join me in my aventura?

by **DistantRed** Tue Feb 24, 2015 10:34 pm

===> Be the guy with cowb- you know what, just be Zell.

That'd be nice if he was Zell, but right now he is a guy wearing a top hat doing bad magic tricks. I know, creative, right? Oh, wait. Zell's his name. My bad, can we start over?

===> Be the guy with the top hat.

Nope, now he is wearing the cowboy hat.

> Let me be the damn guy.

Okay, fine. You are now Zell wearing a pair of cat ears and he is currently in the "Zell :D" chat having fun with his ~~bros~~ ~~self~~ self-bros and the jerk Zell.

Zell :D:

Zell has started installing SBURB

amnesicFactotum [AF] has started pestering everyone
AF: So, while I AM WAITING for this damn thing to INSTALL, HAVE any of you STARTED PLAYING this game?!
AF: I HAVE ASKED myself to PLAY it for some reason!
AF: Wait, IS that right?!
AF: Uh, I DO not KNOW!
AF: I THINK whoever IS READING this SHOULD PLAY as well?!
AF: I HAVE no idea!
AF: I MEAN, I HAVE an idea, but I myself DO not!
AF: Like, I, as in current me, HAS no idea, but I, as in future I, DOES HAVE an idea, I THINK!
AF: Oh yeah, you guys DO not KNOW! Just IGNORE that!
AF: Uh, guys?!
AF: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuys?!?!?!
AF: Please?! Anybody?! I AM not crazy! I THINK!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

===> Be somebody that doesn't talk to himself.

Fleiris: sorry man... but hey...
Fleiris: nah man... i'm sorry...
Fleiris: no... it's my fault... sorry...

> Be somebody that DOESN'T talk to himself.

Oh, sorry. You be the one that doesn't talk to himself, except for that time when he just did. He has since went out of the case and is now hiding inside of cargo. It's a bit uncomfortable, he fell a couple of times, he's had troubles breathing a couple of times, and he's passed out a couple of times, but he's managing, and it's FREE to ride this way!

Then the plane seems to have landed now, or he's hit his head too hard and can't tell the difference in altitude anymore.

Subjuggalofficer: Hey! Do you have a ticket to ride back here?
Fleiris: sorry mr. highblood... no...
Subjuggalofficer: Then by Alternian law, I have to send you back.
Fleiris: sorry... mrs. higherblood says I have to go home!... sorry...

Subjuggalofficer reaches for his knife, the proper response to resisting arrest.
Fleiris reaches for his axekind

STRIFE!!!

After a 2 minute flash animation which I can't make for you... Fleiris has escaped with a couple cuts (he's had worse in America), and the subjuggalofficer has been decapitated.

Fleiris sneaks back home taking out like 4 subjuggalofficers, using a "axe first, axe questions later" idealism. Fleiris then gets back home. He sees several dead subjuggalofficers on the internet and also notices he's become a symbol for revolution, but also has been put on the wanted list.

reticentCadger [RC] has started trolling lackadasicalAscendacy[LA]

RC & LA:

by **tlo** Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:11 pm

> Be the one with less battery life.

You are the one with less battery life on your phone. Luckilly, your Husktop Laptop is overflowing with energy and no longer glowing! It looks like Pesterchum's working, and what's this?

Show Jerklog:

You just sit there, a sad pout on your grey features. Not all of your friends were very nice.

> Be the computer

One does not simply

Be the computer.

> Be the computer in a complex and convoluted manner.

Thank you.

You are the computer, and you're just pulling in the driveway of your body-err, house. Utilizing your smaller body-err, car. You shift to the larger body-err, house, and move to the kitchen, placing the shopping supplies on the chute on the way. They'd lead to the kitchen, where they could be used.

> Be the robot girl.

You are not the robot girl, staring disgustedly at the Alsteralian's trollings. But they hadn't mentioned you, so you suppose it's not that big a deal and ignore it.
Back to your books...

> Be the computer again!

You can't- The computer in question is working in secret. You can, however, be the bee.

> Be the bee.

You are now the your. Or, ah, you are now the bee.

> Do your bee things.

You do your bee things. That boing, landing on and crushing a young tree.

> That... That is not a bee thing to do.

You're exactly right.

[[Weak post, sorry #~#]]

by **friendlyJoker** Tue Feb 24, 2015 11:17 pm

Wow, you guys post fast

sorry i didnt edited my post yesterday, but i got caught out in the middle of somethihng and i could finish it. now is in a ferly decent state, sorry again for the time wasted

by **Monjaro** Wed Feb 25, 2015 12:31 am

"Fuck, whats taking so long..."
*bloop*
"hmm, who's trying to bother me now."

burningAce starting trolling grusomTyrant

BA: hEy yOU mOthErfUckEr, whO dO yOU thInk yOU ArE tO sEnd mE thIs kInd Of mEnsEngEEs.
BA: whO dO yOU thInk Am I? OnE Of yOUr stUpID lOwblOOd frIEnds?
GT: Oh gog, you're one of those juggalo fanatics aren't you. >:'D
GT: What is a social retard doing when he's wanting to deal with a malevolent bitch like myself?
GT: But you must want something since you came all the way here through your husk top to troll me.
GT: And who am I to judge and stop a fellow troll from getting his sorry ass whooped.
GT: for one, that was a memo not a private message you thought was aimed at you.
GT: Second, i don't have friends. i have wooden planks that i like to walk over that just so happen to be alive.
GT: also you ass fuck that seems to not know what grammar is. for example. Who do you think "I AM". and who do you think you are to send "these messages".
GT: now that i'm done with your pitiful messages, lets move onto your beliefs. *he-he*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Shit, this kid isn't gonna get anything done if he stays under there."
"You boy, get up!"
Able: What? i mean, what do you want?
"For you to start to play that game you got."
Able: Why do you care! Why does it matter that i play. i'l just be someones stupid pawn in that game anyways.
"No you won't boy, you wanna know how i know that."
*Able shakes his head up and down while he wipes his eyes of tears.*
"You have the power to take away problems."
"You have the power to change the game for the better or for the worse."
"And without you the game cannot succeed."
Able: Why won't it succeed with-out me.
"that, you will have to figure out yourself."
"But for now, you have to push on-wards."
"To VICTORY!!!"
Able: Okay!

adventChemist {AC} is online

AC: Okay, who wants to play sburb with me?

by **Monjaro** Fri Feb 27, 2015 5:22 am

(...BUMP)

by **BurdenKing** Fri Feb 27, 2015 11:46 am

Noxxia finally managed to get to her home, after some time swimming through the Spanish coastal waters. When she got home, not only did she see the rather rude statments from the other troll, which she decided wouldn't be worth her time aknowledging, and news from the brown blood she had told to come home. The news wasn't all good....

reticentCadger [RC] has started trolling lackadasicalAscendacy[LA]

RC & LA:

After she finished responding to that, she looked to the bitch who had tried to insult her and failed, since she really had nothing on Noxxia that could anger her.

LA chats with BT:

Next, you hadn't talked to that other girl yet, and she hasn't said much either. She likely is stuck in her books or something weird like that.

LA chats with BT:

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Feb 27, 2015 8:41 pm

You then grab the encyclopaedia and begin wrapping it up. After that, you write a note saying
' 'B3bz3l, h3r3's y0ur g1ft. H0p3 y0u 3n70y 1t. 0nc3 aga1n, happy b1rthday!
- Zyg0s1 M3rl3g'

After that, you mail it to Bebzel's house, wait. You have a sendificator to do instant sending for you.

>Zygosi: Send gift

After you send the gift, you scan your room once again and then take a seat at your husktop. Now to think of something to do.

Thinking ...

Thinkiiiiinnnngggg...

Uh, let's move on for the time being.

===>Be the frustrated one

You are now the frustrated one, screaming quietly as you go through your inventory for a gift for your friend. Oh darn it, you really have no idea.

In the mean time though, yoy had already installed the SBURB game on your computer. Now, you are just dumping every thing out from your inventory.

However, they're all very useless stuff which you had kept in there to make room for more stuff in your bedroom. You sigh and pick up the killer whale head. Fine, you'll give this.

First, you have to make it look presentable by cleaning it and tying a nice ribbon on it complete with a note.

'Happy birthday Bebz! I know this is not much but I hope you like it.

From your friend,

Lucy A. '

Now, you proceed to use your gramp's sendificator to send it to your friend's room. But first, you have to evade your grandfather and if possible not get into a strife battle with the old guy.

>Lucy: Head to Gramp's sendificator

by **tlo** Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:01 pm

((
Bunp
))

by **Monjaro** Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:28 pm

("'bump'")

by **friendlyJoker** Sun Mar 01, 2015 9:31 pm

burningAce starting trolling grusomTyrant

BA: hEy yOU mOthErfUckEr, whO dO yOU thInk yOU ArE tO sEnd mE thIs kInd Of mEnsEngEEs.
BA: whO dO yOU thInk Am I? OnE Of yOUr stUpID lOwblOOd frIEnds?
GT: Oh gog, you're one of those juggalo fanatics aren't you. >:'D
GT: What is a social retard doing when he's wanting to deal with a malevolent bitch like myself?
GT: But you must want something since you came all the way here through your husk top to troll me.
GT: And who am I to judge and stop a fellow troll from getting his sorry ass whooped.
GT: for one, that was a memo not a private message you thought was aimed at you.
GT: Second, i don't have friends. i have wooden planks that i like to walk over that just so happen to be alive.
GT: also you ass fuck that seems to not know what grammar is. for example. Who do you think "I AM". and who do you think you are to send "these messages".
GT: now that i'm done with your pitiful messages, lets move onto your beliefs. *he-he*
BA: whO dO yOU EvEn thInk yOU ArE tAlkIng tO lIttlE scUm
BA:yOU dOnt hAvE thE rIght tO sAy AnythIng tO mE, As yOUr sUpErIOr yOU hAvE tO shUt yOUr mOthErfUckIng mOUth And shOw A lIttlE rEspEct dOnt yOU thInk
BA: Or jUst bEcAUsE yOU ArE sUrrOUndEd by pItty hUmAns yOU thInk yOU cAn bE thE bOss Of sOmE shIt.
BA: yOU ArE nOthIng mOrE thAn A lOwblOOd thAt thInks thAt Is A bAdAss Or sOmE shIt
BA: yOU dOnt hAvE thE rIght tO dO AnythIng lIkE cOrrEctIng my pErfEct grAmmAr, And Its pErfEct bEcAUsE I sAy It Is
BA: whAt I sAy Is whAt It gOEs, Or hAvE yOU AlrEAdy fOrgOtEn OUr lAws And trAdItIOns
BA: And I dOnt cArE If It Is A prIvAtE mAIl Or whAt EvEr, It Is In my cOmpUtEr And It hAs yOU nAmE On It, sO I hOpE yOU mAkE yOUrsElf mOthErfUckIng rEspOsAblE fOr It

by **Monjaro** Mon Mar 02, 2015 7:05 pm

(*bump*)

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