Literally The Worst Session Planning[Open]

[DistantRed]

I have thought about doing a new session. The idea was to have a good session, but good sessions have been done before, and I want to change it up. I decided to have a bad session. Not only a bad session, the worst session. This session should make people want to rip their eyes out.

Rules:
1.) All narration text on the rp should be in black, so that it is hard to read.
2.) All pictures should be made in MS Paint and be awful.
3.) Everybody is a Lord or Muse.
4.) God modding is very encouraged. Just no controlling the other players.
5.) Humans, trolls, cherubs, horroterrors, consorts. If you can name it, you can play it.
6.) No troll may have a canon blood color.
7.) Break Sburb rules.
8.) Everybody should have a hard to read quirk.
10.) Make the story as "complex" as possible. Pretty much just throw things in as you go.
11.) You must be related to or have a relationship with a canon character.
12.) I skipped 9.

How else can we make this the best worst session?

[linguisticallyInspired]

Red, this looks like a brilliantly terrible idea and as in brilliantly terrible I mean as in the idea being so brilliant in order to make it sound like a terrible idea.
Would this mean though, that we can use unofficial OCs which are just created for the fun of it?

[DistantRed]

Yeah, it'd probably be a nightmare for a mod to approve them.

[apocalypticTardigrade]

If we can do this, count me in.

[friendlyJoker]

i would ask to enter the session

BUT HOW COULD I ASK, IF IM ALREADY THERE?

[Guest]

Mod MLG space dorito approves of this, and would love to join in!

[DistantRed]

Here's a link.

[tlo]

I...
*Puts on Skullcap of Imbecilism*

i will join this with my 100% original OC carcat vantas the longlost brother of karkat. he also his moirail and kismes and is super popular the ladies and says fuc k a whole lot. he is a lard of blod and is also supr good with cumpueters so he can hak and do supr sweet stuff in the gmae 100% no godmod plz let me rp with u

*Removes the Skullcap of Imbecilism*

That... That was terrifying. But yeah, I'll join.

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