Borderlands AU [OPEN]

[dexterousSurvivalist]

~Let the madness begin.~

[Derpy]

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A girl sits on the shoulders of a poorly reconstructed loader bot, somehow painted with green splattered paint across its chest. As the eye of the loader bot is too green. The girl on the loader bot holds onto a pistol and has a back pack full of robotic parts as she scans the ground for more metal junk. Which her and her loader bot trek through the snow of pandora in search for. However the girl takes the moment to peer upwards, ahead. Seeing something move in the distance. She taps the metal surface of her loader bot three times to make it stop quietly. Where she would hold onto two placed metal bars on its back, just to avoid being spotted by whatever is ahead. "Okay... Go slowly." She whispered at the loader bot's back. The loader bot begins to walk towards the thing moving ahead of them.

[Derpy]

Out of nowhere comes a shotgun, flipping itself around in a way showing that it was thrown haphazardly, but was asymmetrical in the first place to throw itself out of possibility of aerodynamics.  The gun promptly explodes, a few feet away from the loader bot. A loud expletive is burst from nearby, and a tall but lank figure darts to the nearest rock for cover.

"I cAll bnllshit, thAt wAs A greAt throw!" He yells out, a copy of the same shotgun held tightly to his form. "Why dou't these shotgnus fly STRAI6HT? THAT'D BE 6REAT!"

The figure then puts the shotgun on his back, wrapping the sling around his shoulder, promptly taking an SMG strapped to his right hip, getting a proper hold on it, and firing a few bullets into the air. This seemed like a meaningless and idiotic tactic, unless you knew that the shotgun and sub-machine gun had the same manufacturer: and all their guns exploded when reloaded.

With all of his strength, he darted back to his previous hiding spot, throwing the gun towards the blurred form of the loader bot. "PRESENT FOR YA!"

[dexterousSurvivalist]

The loader bot gets hit by the exploding weapon that had just blasted in its face. Standing there before saying a mellow but echo roboticy voice. "Ow." The Loader bot sparks here and there before falling apart towards the ground one by one, piece by piece. Seemingly having the girl on the not so standing loader bot with the yet again pistol gets completely covered by the now disabled robotic parts over her. She struggles at the parts. Trying to get out from under it as she mutters on how stupid she were to not think of putting certain stuff into the loader bot, to keep it together.

[Derpy]

Another dart, but stopped midway at realizing that it wasn't just a loader. With a sigh and a facepalm, he strapped his SMG back to his thigh. Legs working in a monotonous, clockwork motion, propelling him towards the pile of rubble, heaving bits off it off with little to no effort. His face was set in stone, trying not to show the true stupidity he felt, having not checked.

"Sorry Abont thAt, loAders Aud I dou't... Get Aloug," He sighed, reaching out a hand to help her up. "So, I kiud of... Thonght it wAs Auother oue seut to look for me, Another sigh escaped his lips, "I mAy hAve crossed some people I shonld'ut have. MAy.

[dexterousSurvivalist]

She takes his hand and stands up, swiping off the snow from herself. She soon looks to him with a raised brow. "Why would anyone from the hyperion send out a loader bot after you?" she questions before spinning on her heel to start dragging the loader bot parts towards the loaders bot torso.

[Derpy]

"I uever sAid it wAs Hyperiou," he groaned, "bnt yon're right iu Assnmiug it wAs." He quit helping her and simply crossed his arms, watching her work. Unsure of what to say, he would often open his mouth for a moment before shutting it quickly.

"YeAh, like I sAid, sorry. I... KiudA-sortA broke A lArge unmber of loAders... Aud elimiuAted Au eutire wArehonse of Hyperiou stnff. A smAll wArehonse," He added the last bit hastily. "Not cApAble of A fnll-scAle AssAnlt ou them."

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