Adventures in Sburb or Sgrub depending on your race (OPEN)

[proffesionalHunter]

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   A young man sits in his room. His name is Mat Blanche a regular 15 year old teenager hooked on video games. He was sitting in his room one day playing Hunter's Creed when one of his friends pestered him about a game that was just released. SBURB beta was it? Mat decided to go check on his laptop and see what this game's all about. He started downloading the files to the game.

  proffesionalHunter [PH] began pestering

  PH: Hey I just downloaded the game. What is this anyways?

[trichotomousKeeper]

A 10th level Swashbuckler sits aboard deck... Wait, no. Let's try that again. An 18 year old DM sits in his...dungeon? Close enough I guess. This young man seems to have difficulty pulling himself away from his tabletop games, but if there's one thing he loves more than rolling dice, it's the internet. Looks like one of your chums is pestering you, you decide to answer.

 

  proffesionalHunter [PH] began pestering ardentGamer [AG]

PH: Hey I just downloaded the game. What is this anyways?
AG: I don't really know, but I heard it's pretty awesome.
AG: I'll try anything once, couldn't hurt to play at least a little.

[proffesionalHunter]

proffesionalHunter [PH] began pestering ardentGamer [AG]

PH: Hey I just downloaded the game. What is this anyways?
AG: I don't really know, but I heard it's pretty awesome.
AG: I'll try anything once, couldn't hurt to play at least a little.
PH: Hmm, alright then I'll record it too. I'll get tons of views since no one else has made a video on it yet. So I downloaded it am I the client....or the server?

[trichotomousKeeper]

proffesionalHunter [PH] began pestering ardentGamer [AG]

PH: Hey I just downloaded the game. What is this anyways?
AG: I don't really know, but I heard it's pretty awesome.
AG: I'll try anything once, couldn't hurt to play at least a little.
PH: Hmm, alright then I'll record it too. I'll get tons of views since no one else has made a video on it yet. So I downloaded it am I the client....or the server?
AG: I don't know, I guess it's up to you
AG: I'm always running my games, I never really get to play
AG: If you don't have a preference, I guess you could be my server player

[proffesionalHunter]

proffesionalHunter [PH] began pestering ardentGamer [AG]

PH: Hey I just downloaded the game. What is this anyways?
AG: I don't really know, but I heard it's pretty awesome.
AG: I'll try anything once, couldn't hurt to play at least a little.
PH: Hmm, alright then I'll record it too. I'll get tons of views since no one else has made a video on it yet. So I downloaded it am I the client....or the server?
AG: I don't know, I guess it's up to you
AG: I'm always running my games, I never really get to play
AG: If you don't have a preference, I guess you could be my server player

Mat starts setting up his cheap screen capture and runs as the server player. He connects with TK and sees him at his computer. He looks around his room and checks out his functions.

PH: Hey I can see you in your room. I can do a buncha stuff just not really sure what to do. What is the goal of this game? Hey I can pickup your furniture. *swings a chair around room* Oops. Well tell me what you need me to do?

[trichotomousKeeper]

PH: Hey I can see you in your room. I can do a buncha stuff just not really sure what to do. What is the goal of this game? Hey I can pickup your furniture. *swings a chair around room* Oops. Well tell me what you need me to do?
AG: Whoa man, calm down with the furniture throwing
AG: I don't know what the goal of the game is, but I think you're supposed to deploy some things?
AG: Just try not to destroy my stuff too much
AG: I should probably see if we can find a guide or something

[proffesionalHunter]

PH: Hey I can see you in your room. I can do a buncha stuff just not really sure what to do. What is the goal of this game? Hey I can pickup your furniture. *swings a chair around room* Oops. Well tell me what you need me to do?
AG: Whoa man, calm down with the furniture throwing
AG: I don't know what the goal of the game is, but I think you're supposed to deploy some things?
AG: Just try not to destroy my stuff too much
AG: I should probably see if we can find a guide or something

Mat searches the web for any kind of info. He comes across a gamefaq's article. With a bunch of info.

[PH]: Hey there's a gamefaq's article on this thing and it has a lot of neat stuff. I guess I'm gonna deploy some things then.

-Mat deploys Totem Lathe in garage along with an alchemiter. He deploys the Cruxtrader in the living room.-

[trichotomousKeeper]

Duke looks up the gamefaq's article as well.

AG: Okay, looks like I need something called Grist to mess with these machines
AG: Do I have any of that?
AG: It says I have to fight monsters to earn more, do you see any?

[proffesionalHunter]

Duke looks up the gamefaq's article as well.

AG: Okay, looks like I need something called Grist to mess with these machines
AG: Do I have any of that?
AG: It says I have to fight monsters to earn more, do you see any?

[PH] Ummm there's a little imp guy in your livingroom, but I think you need a weapon first.

[trichotomousKeeper]

AG: Oh crap, really?
AG: Do me a favor and keep an eye out for my gramps


Duke picks up his favorite d20 and equips it as his weapon. How could he pass up a chance like this? He runs into the living room to see a weird little creature, and rolls his die.

13

Nice, you suddenly find yourself holding what looks like a cutlass. It seems your d20 supplies you with a random weapon based on your roll. You wonder what other weapons you'll end up with, but for now it's time to cut down an imp.

[proffesionalHunter]

AG: Oh crap, really?
AG: Do me a favor and keep an eye out for my gramps


Duke picks up his favorite d20 and equips it as his weapon. How could he pass up a chance like this? He runs into the living room to see a weird little creature, and rolls his die.

13

Nice, you suddenly find yourself holding what looks like a cutlass. It seems your d20 supplies you with a random weapon based on your roll. You wonder what other weapons you'll end up with, but for now it's time to cut down an imp.

Mat sees that Duke is killing creatures. "Aww man I wanna fight too. Maybe someone will come along later on" Mat notices he has a punch card what does this do again?

[trichotomousKeeper]

After killing the Imp Duke puts the cutlass back in his strife specibus. It turns back into a d20. That's pretty sweet. He sends Mat a message.

AG: That was pretty cool man
AG: Can you pick up this grist for me?
AG: How much do I need to start messing with the alchemiter?

[proffesionalHunter]

After killing the Imp Duke puts the cutlass back in his strife specibus. It turns back into a d20. That's pretty sweet. He sends Mat a message.

AG: That was pretty cool man
AG: Can you pick up this grist for me?
AG: How much do I need to start messing with the alchemiter?

   Mat collects the grists. He then looks up info about the cruxtrader

 [PH]: It looks like enough, but it seems you would want to get cruxite dowels. You must open the lid on the cruxtrader. However, there's some sort of count down once you do. I suspect that means game-over- It's up to you if you wanna do it.
 
   [PH]: Also I need a server player. It's not fair you get to have all the fun! Perhaps once of our chums would like to join?

[trichotomousKeeper]

 [PH]: It looks like enough, but it seems you would want to get cruxite dowels. You must open the lid on the cruxtrader. However, there's some sort of count down once you do. I suspect that means game-over- It's up to you if you wanna do it.
[PH]: Also I need a server player. It's not fair you get to have all the fun! Perhaps once of our chums would like to join?
AG: I'm sure someone else will join soon enough
AG: They're all probably afk of something

[timesrowKilling]

(would it be ok for me to join in?)

[trichotomousKeeper]

(would it be ok for me to join in?)

(Yes, please do. Just jump right in.)

[timesrowKilling]

You switch perspectives again and this time you are someone new. Your name is Will Riddley and today you are going to play a game called sburb with some friends. Before you check in on them through pesterchum you grab your scythe and equip it as your weapon. After equipping your trusty scythe you sit down onto your favorite chair and open pesterchum through your desktop.

nostalgicallyChallenged Began to Pester

NC: HEY guys
NC: Anyone "home"?

[trichotomousKeeper]

nostalgicallyChallenged Began to Pester ardentGamer [AG]

NC: HEY guys
NC: Anyone "home"?

AG: Yeah, I'm in my room
AG: PH should be around somewhere
AG: He's looking for some more players, you in?


(This is gonna get confusing with two players using the exact same color)

[timesrowKilling]

nostalgicallyChallenged Began to Pester ardentGamer [AG]

NC: HEY guys
NC: Anyone "home"?

AG: Yeah, I'm in my room
AG: PH should be around somewhere
AG: He's looking for some more players, you in?

NC: Hell YEAH
NC: This game is apparently going to be "hard"
NC: HOPEFULLY as hard as some of my retro video games
(yeah this will)

[proffesionalHunter]

Mat noticed one of his chums online. "Finally"


  proffesionalHunter [PH] began to pester nostalgicallyChallenged [NC]

  [PH]: Yo NC wanna join me and AG in a game of sburb. You can be my server player!

[timesrowKilling]

proffesionalHunter [PH] began to pester nostalgicallyChallenged [NC]


[PH]: Yo NC wanna join me and TK in a game of sburb. You can be my server player!

[NC]: HELL yeah and funny that you asked that cos we were just talking about sburb.

After you respond to your friend you load the game onto your computer.

proffesionalHunter [PH] began to pester nostalgicallyChallenged [NC]


[PH]: Yo NC wanna join me and TK in a game of sburb. You can be my server player!

[NC]: HELL yeah and funny that you asked that cos we were just talking about sburb.
[NC] I'm "loading" the game right now

[proffesionalHunter]

proffesionalHunter [PH] began to pester nostalgicallyChallenged [NC]


[PH]: Yo NC wanna join me and TK in a game of sburb. You can be my server player!

[NC]: HELL yeah and funny that you asked that cos we were just talking about sburb.
[NC] I'm "loading" the game right now

[PH]: Ok you should be able to see me. Start deploying some shiz and I'll get a weapon

[timesrowKilling]

you look at the computer screen and see your friend dashing around trying to find his weapon. So you place the alchemizer in his livingroom.

nostalgicallyChallenged [NC] began pestering professionalHunter

NC: HEY im placing some stuff in your living room
NC: "Don't" be alarmed! *right as i said that i placed the cruxtruder in the living room as well*

[proffesionalHunter]

Mat walks around the house to find a weapon that suited him. "What do I have around here"? Mat thought for a while. "Oh yeah" Mat ran back to his room and took a Cloud Strife Swprd replica off the wall. "I'm gonna be so badass"


-Mat equipped CloudBladeKind-

[timesrowKilling]

As you view your friend pick up an almost unwieldable blade you facepalm yourself. After that whole fiasco happens you go back to your friend and place a totem lathe in his backyard.

nostalgicallyChallenged began pestering ardantGamer

[NC]: AG PH just DECIDED to choose an almost unwieldable weapon to use.

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