Who should be president? (Post-scratch Trolls)

[DistantRed]

As a sort of rule, this is in a context of troll culture.

For this one ESPECIALLY. I am hoping for debates and campaigns for the different candidates. Due to complications, this will be a straw poll.

[DistantRed]

Please do not vote on the strapoll yet.

[BurdenKing]

if this is in a troll culture aspect, then feferi is the only one that could be "president"

[V.M.P.]

No, she would be empress with an empire that spans many nations, when the condesce was in power, there were clown presidents. I always vote for the one that would beat the others in a rap battle, so gamzee gets my vote. Also, clown presidents.

[BurdenKing]

fair enough point, so yeah Gamzee would be the prez

[DistantRed]

This is true. Hmm, I feel as if I should change the ruling then, because this isn't allowing opening up much discussion, and that honestly is the point of the presidency stuff. So, I'm going to change it to "Who do you want to be president of the trolls?" instead. This way, we're not just going to get a %100 vote for Gamzee which would be awfully boring.

[BurdenKing]

Karkat get's my vote then

[DistantRed]

The vote will be a Strawpoll. Try convincing people to your side. This is a discussion/debate pretty much.

[zoraroastedCoffee]

wouldn't it be simpler to have the basis of the presidencey be the hypothetical post victory universe?

Or maybe you want to do that separately.

In any case, I wish nothing but chaos and failure on the Alternian Civilization in their quest to exterminate or enslave all non Troll life in the Galaxy, so I vote for Eridan as president, im sure his incompetence will result in many victory's for whatever alien races still oppose the Troll domination of the galaxy.

Failing this, I can only hope that his reign will be bloody enough to stir the Trolls under his rule into another revolt which will either bring Karkat and his lowblood friends to power in opposition to the Empire, or grant them all a quick merciful death as opposed to the festival of horrors that their ancestors had to endure.

Eridan for president people! Now WHOSE WITH ME?!

[DistantRed]

I would have never imagined "Eridan for president" to be a sentence I would EVER read. Good logic for it though.

[DistantRed]

Here is the Strawpoll to vote.

http://strawpoll.me/5888601

It will be closed on November 6th.

[zoraroastedCoffee]

Listen to me Gamzee suporters, while Gamzee is not the brightest and will probably make a good number of mistakes for enemy's of the empire to take advantage of, he, unlike Eridan, successfully propagates fear, and would probably be committed and dogmatic enough to hold onto power and or crush whatever rebellions came his way. He must not come to power, you are making a huge mistake.

[V.M.P.]

On the other hand, he can probably beat eridan in a rap battle.

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