Re: SGRUB Session (OPEN)

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:22 am

You soon start to feel a bit bored and all of a sudden, you end up drifting off to sleep.

>Maryba, awake on Prospit

You wake up to find yourself wearing some rather yellow pajamas and your're standing in a glimmering yellow room. You blink and look around, wondering what just happened and you look out the window. You end up seeing a lot of white people wearing strange costumes walking about. It's this dream again! You've been having the same dream over and over, you decide you should just float out into the city and see if there's anything new.

>Maryba, exit tower.

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:26 am

ES: that works, I guess, now take the cruxtruder thIngy that caME out, put It In the totem thIng, and turn a card around and put the code In the desIgnIx, you'll get hole thIngs In the card, take that to the totemmachIne and put the card In and actIvate It, then put that In the alchemIter, you can also put a punch card onto another card to make somethIng new. hostIng slImers Is awful, lowbloods know nothIng :'(

by **synczomb** Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:06 pm

FS: KAI
FS: ARΞ YOU THΞRΞ, KAI
FS: I CAN'T JUST DO THIS ON MY OWN

by **tribalCanine** Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:39 pm

Canisa: Do what he said.

TC: Hmm, 7his s33ms complica73d. Bu7 wha73v3r, i7 s33ms wor7h i7!

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:50 pm

You exit the tower on Prospit and float around seeing things. Why you ended up falling asleep suddenly, you don't know, but you decide to see if you can find the other trolls on this planet.

>Maryba, go check the other towers.

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:53 pm

You are going to talk with Mar like you wanted, but someone else tries to get your atention first.

Zertin is Trolling FriendlyJoker (Kai)

FS: LOOK, KAI
FS: I DON'T HAVΞ TIMΞ FOR THIS
FS: JUST DO THΞ SΞRVΞR THING, AND I'LL DO THΞ CLIΞNT THING

FS: KAI
FS: ARΞ YOU THΞRΞ, KAI
FS: I CAN'T JUST DO THIS ON MY OWN

You look at the little guy, he didnt move from his spot, even when you were destroying his hive

Kai:WoW LiTTLe GuY, iM SoRRY, i ToTaLY FoRGoT a BouT You. Ja You aRe a LoT STRoNGeR THaN i THouGH, eVeN aFTeR i DeSTRoYeD PaRT oF YouR HiVe, You aRe STiLL iN THe SaMe PLaSe aS i LeFT You. iM iMPReSS LiTTLe GuY.

Kai: aND aBouT DeSTRoYiNG You HiVe aND TeLLiNG You THaT i WaS GoiNG To KiLL You, iM SoRRY FoR THaT. i WaSNT oN MY SeNCeS, HeCK i THiNK iM STiLL NoT iN THeM, BuT i FeeL BeTTeR NoW.

Kai: i DoNT eXPeCT You To FoRGiVe Me, BuT iM PReTTY SuRe You aLReaDY KNoW WHY i DiD WHaT i DiD, aND iF You DoNT, YouR CaN GeT THe aNSWeR FRoM YouR MaSTeR, aS He iS CaLLiNG HiMSeLF.

You click "Ctrl + Z" in your computer, and the house of Zertin goes back to normal, like nothing ever happend. Even his computer goes back to the desk, still working showing a image of the GPB.

Kai: WeLL, i PuT eVeRYTHiNG BaCK To NoRMaL. BuT.....CouLD i aSK You FoR a LiTTLe FaVoR, i KNoW iM NoT iN a PoSiTioN oF aSKiNG aNYTHiNG, BuT i WouLD LiKe iF You CouLD HeLP Me WiTH SoMeTHiNG.

Kai: THe GPB GaVe Me a PReSeNT, aND i WouLD LiKe To TeLL HiM SoMe WaY, THaT i DoNT ReSeNT HiM FRoM WHaT He DiD, So i WouLD LiKe You To TaKe a PiCTuRe oF YouRSeLF, aND THeN, SeND Me THe CoDe. i WaNT To MaKe PeaCe, BuT i KNoW He WoNT ReSiVe MY GiFT iF He SeeS MY NaMe oN iT. You DoNT HaVe To MaKe iT iF You DoNT WaNT To, BuT iF You WaNT To HeLP uS To MaKe PeaCe BeTWeN uS, JuST SeND Me a PiCTuRe

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:04 pm

(I just realised that all of you guys are on Prospit...0 p 0)

You look around and see four other towers all lined up at different corners of Prospit. Yours was located a little further away from them. Looks like you have some waking up to do.

>Maryba, choose a tower

(I have no idea who to wake up first...Anyone?)

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Spoiler:

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:07 pm

Kai: BuT WeLL, BaCK To THe SuBBJeCT iN HaND, i STiLL NeeD To PRoVe THaT iM aN eXeLeNT HoST, eVeN aFTeR MY MeNTaL BReaKDoWN. So, THiS iS HoW iTS GoiNG To Be, You SHoW Me YouR WiSH oF STaYiNG iNSiDe YouR HiVe, So i DeSiDe THaT THe BeST WaY To PRoVe MY WoRTHiNeS aS a HoST, iS MaKiNG YouR aDVeNTuRe iNSiDe YouR HoMe

You make Zertin hive bigger with the power of the game, and deploy all the objects inside his hive so he can use them.

you also send him a code #Tut0r14L

Kai: THe CoDe iS To CReaTe a LeTTeR THaT eXPLaiNS HoW eaCH MaCHiNe WoRK, aND HoW To uSe THeM. i HoPe You LiKe iT, MY LuSuS MaDe iT FoR You, BuT You HaVe To eXCuSe HiS HaND WRiTTiNG, He iS a WoLF aFTeR aLL, PaWS CaNT ReaLLY HoLD a PeN

Kai hits one of the withe matchines and a Orange sprite comes out

Kai: THe NoTe eXPLaiNS WHaT Do You HaVe To Do WiTH THaT LiL FeLLa Too, BuT To Be SHoRT, You PuT SoMeTHiGN iNSiDe THaT You WaNT To Be YouR CoMPaNioN iN YouR aDVeNTuRe

You see the little guy holding a gigant fork in his hands.......how mutch do you want to bet that he will prototipe that, you say to yourslef

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:25 pm

Gandey then realizes all that he has done today. He started a new game. He planned world domination. He sent a present to maim a clown with a clown head (Gandey is surprised that he didn't go straight to godtier with this SUPER irony). He fought loads of statue creatures. He was hosted and hosted lowbloods. Gandey then realizes that he has not slept in days, but with his new fear in the clown, and in fear that one of his new friends will want to talk to him, he puts it off, trying his hardest not to fall alseep. Then he thought if a fishgirl matesprit-auspitice who is probably not his matesprit were to send him to a planet of light in a dreamland, then he would quite enjoy to go there. Gandey wondered why he would think such a seemingly random thought, but he blamed it on his lack of sleep causing hallucinations.

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:28 pm

You look around and decide to head to the tower on the right side. Oh, look. Kai's still asleep. Before you can approach Kai, you feel a presence behind your back. You whisk around to see a giant rock FALLING!

>Maryba, fly to the tower as fast as you can.

You fly inside Kai's tower, successfully evading the falling rock. What was THAT about?! It doesn't matter anymore though, you're still alive, thankfully.

>Maryba, wake Kai up-

Wait, what if he's still doing something and if you wake his dreamself up and he stops doing what he's doing? Oh well, you decide to wake him up anyhow.

>Maryba, throw that bottle of faygo at his dreamself.
You have no idea how THAT got there but throwing something at him has got to wake him up.

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:01 pm

You finish giving Zertin the final indications, and all of the suden, you fall head first into the ground. You are sleeping now. But at the same time, you wake up.

You see yourslelf blinded by a yellow light, just to be welcome by a not so familiar face, with a no so familiar voice

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:14 pm

kai: WeRe aM i? WHo aRe You? WHaT HaPPeND To Me? WHY Do i FeeL LiKe i SHouLD KNoW WHaTS GoiNG oN?

The girl in front of you starts giggling in front of you

Kai: THiNGS aRe MoRe aND MoRe CoNFuSiNG eaCH TiMe

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:28 pm

Maryba: GLad to see that you're awake kAI. WAit, you ARE kai rigHT?
Maryba: ANyways, i'm maryBA! IT seems that this is your first time on prospIT? I'Ll explain things later, for now we have gandey, fs and tc to awakEN!
Maryba: THis is so wonderful, we're finally meeting each other on prospIT! IT's such a coincidence that all of us are on prospIT!
Maryba: LEt's GO!

>Maryba, drag Kai out of tower

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Spoiler:

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:25 pm

You then let Kai follow behind you as you head to the next tower. Turns out Gandey was also asleep in there.

>Maryba, enter tower

You enter the tower and look around for anything to throw at Gandey to wake him up. You find a statue arm lying around on the floor. That'll do just perfectly. Hopefully Kai and Gandey won't start squabbling after you wake him up.

>Maryba, throw statue arm at sleeping Gandey

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:32 pm

The arm falls on gandey but isnt showing signals of weaking up

Kai: Let me try it

you said at the same time you gently push her behind you

by **synczomb** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:42 pm

Zertin reads the letter, then attempts to pick up his Lusus to throw on the Cruxtruder. For obvious reasons, he fails. He searches for another heavy object to drop on it.

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:49 pm

Gandey suddenly feels an arm on his shoulder. He sees Troll Snoop Dog Lion

TSL: Yo, grandpeasbloodizzle, I am realizle fo' rizzle fo' sho'.
Gandey: uh, hI, troll snoop dawg.
TSL: *breathes deeply* I pailed with yo ma, and made babizzles with yo, dawg, I am troll snoop LION.

Troll Snoop Lion was revealed to be Troll Eminem with a hoofbeast's body all along (what a twist).

Gandey then realized that the hallucinations were getting really bad after seeing a message from Mar "BS: I Want to breed 24 glubbin grubs with yOU.". He knew this was a hallucination, because there is no limits to the amount of grubs people wish to have with GANDEY GEIHEM. The hallucinations were getting nightmarish.

After the second arm touching him, he was half awake on prospit. He heard two voices speaking, one sounded a lot like the way Mar types. Gandey then whispered "he needs a kIss from a faIr seadwellIng lass to awake."

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:55 pm

You notice a slight whisper and look over at Gandey. You sigh internally and grab a statue foot this time.

>Maryba, throw statue foot at Gandey.

Maryba:GAndey, you're FIN-ALLY awaKE. THat's greAT. NOw we can move on and wake fs and tc UP. I'Ll explain everything as soon as all five of us are gatherED.

>Maryba, exit Gandey's tower

by **friendlyJoker** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:01 pm

You take one of the statues heads and rip it out of the body of the statue.

now that you have a GPB Statue Head you gently put it besides gandeys head.

you take a pen that was in the room and start drawing in Gandey's face

you draw a big pair of glases, a magnificent mustache (the greatest mustache that no one has ever had) and a Spade Hate

just so he can know who did it

you and your companion start laughing to yourselfs

after that, you start to tickle him until he wakes up. He slowly gains concience and open his eyes.

Gandey is awake now

before he has time to react, You take the GPB Statue Head that was just besides gandey head, and you smash it in Gandey's head. Gandey is now asleep once again, this time, with a Brown(blue) Eye.

Kai: an Eye for an Eye, a Head for Head. Now we are in peace, even if i didnt do what i realy wanted to do, i think i'll be fine with just this for now. you say as you put a big smile in your face

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:03 pm

(I'd like if you don't RP my character's actions too please)

>Maryba, scold Kai

Maryba: KAI!!! I Need to wake everyone up on prospIT! DOn't go putting him to sleep agaIN! I Already need to explain this place to everyone heRE! OH gosh, today's REALLY not my day, i just got MAD twice ALREADY!!!}@n@{

>Maryba, poke Kai with end of harpoon specibus

You take out your harpoonkind strife specibus and poke Kai in the rib angrily and in frustration.

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:07 pm

As Gandey falls into an unconscious (conscious technically?) he says

Gandey: why snoopIzzle lIonizzle?!

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:08 pm

As Gandey is knocked out he says "why snoopIzle lIonIzzle. we was homIes?"

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:10 pm

>Maryba, take a deep breath

You take a deep breath and grab another statue foot and half a troll statue horn.

>Maryba, throw horn and statue foot at Gandey

by **DistantRed** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:11 pm

Gandey: kIssIzle?

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:13 pm

You refrain from facepalming at Gandey's drowsy state. Looks like you'll need something heavier to wake this guy up.

>Maryba, shake Gandey awake with slaps.

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