Re: SGRUB Session (OPEN)

by **DistantRed** Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:18 pm

Gandey: waIt! I am surrounded by these gIfts. If you remove a gIft, you wIll blow up quite a bIt. If you take too long, the bombs wIll blow up anyways. If you do any of the hope-y thIngs I wIll just stab MYSELF. If you do blow up any bombs or let them explode, you wIll lIkely dIe quIte a just or heroIc death, not that that lIkely MEans anythIng.

Gandey: have fun, hIghblood!

[[fun fact; GANDEY, GEIHEM, Maryba, Kai, Zertin,Gandean, GANDacy, GANDEA, amongst other words are now correct spellings on my phone's spellchecker]]

by **synczomb** Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:14 pm

((How many times have you brought up Gandea XD))

Zertin went on his quest bed and died.

by **friendlyJoker** Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:05 am

He looks around the room, and see a lot of blue boxes on the ground. He knew exactly what those thing were.

He puts his hand in his face in frustration, takes out a big breath and lets out a sight

Kai: what are you even trying to do?
Kai: do you realy want to end the existence of everyone and everything?
Kai: how stupid do you have to be, to think that this could be remotaly a good idea?

He moves his hand and takes out HIS MOST POWERFUL WEAPON from his strifespecibus

the newspaper.

Kai: dont make me do this
Kai: just save it for after the game, would you

by **DistantRed** Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:12 am

Gandey: I'm doIng thIs so I can be godtIer at destroyIng voId.

Gandey: I realIzed the reason why Mar was beIng so weIrd. the reason I dIdn't understand Is because nobody can understand and she Is was crawlIng wIth shIt I couldn't understand.

Gandey: I am the bard of voId.

Gandey: I have destroyed Mar wIth obfuscatIon and I NEED to destroy the obfuscatIon.

Gandey: and save Mar? I don't know.

Gandey: kIll ME damnIt.

Gandey: you clowny hIghbloods don't usually have problems kIllIng.

Gandey: once I dIe I can passIvely kIll the shIt more, maybe altogether.

Gandey: after I save Mar from the shIt, you can kIll ME agaIn or whatever sates your hIghblood needs.

Gandey: kIll ME before I do It MYSELF.

by **synczomb** Sat Apr 11, 2015 10:56 pm

Zertin is now the Page of Doom!

He's not sure what that means, but ok.

by **friendlyJoker** Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:34 am

Kai: ...
Kai: what happend to you?
Kai: i never heard you talk like this

Kai: look, i ... i understand
Kai: i know what you are trying to do
Kai: but, we dont know if this is going to work

Kai: This whole session is a time bomb, and you are the only thing that is stoping it from going off

>> He looks at the boxes on the ground and lets out an ironic laugh<<

Kai: if you die and become god tier, you may able to destroy the void
Kai: but, the void could destroy us before you can do that
Kai: your death is a risk im not whiling to take

Kai: so why dont you come here...

>>he open his arms inviting gandey to a hug<<

Kai: and try to save Mar with out getting all of us killed

by **DistantRed** Sun Apr 12, 2015 8:14 am

Gandey: look, look, I'm not askIng, and I understand the rIsks, but I am goIng to dIe soon.

Gandey: whether I dIe from you blowIng ME up.

Gandey: or you torturIng ME wIth sheer IdIotIcally confused quadrants. I was quIte sure we were kIsMEsIses. the closest thIng to huggIng I wIll do Is stranglIng you.

Gandey: or the bombs blowing up from the tIMEr.

Gandey: oh, and Mar Isn't the only reason I'm doIng thIs. I NEED to kIll the voId. It Is MY purpose. and wIth the voId kIlled I have much more to rule than a small lIttle moon wIth such Incapable lIttle shIts.

Gandey: and besIdes, I am currently beIng hunted for soMEthIng In MY possessIon and would rather dIe here and coME back to lIfe and rIsk thIs and have lIttle chance of helpIng, than to be kIlled at soME random tIME waItIng for a death wIth no chance of savIng everythIng.

Gandey: see, I am goIng to MEan soMEthIng more than soME shItty ancestor or soME shItty gog.

Gandey: so, wIll you do It for ME?

Gandey: you know what I won't even gIve you the satIsfactIon. I'm doIng It rIght after you don't do It.

Gandey: eIther way goodbye juggy.

Gandey: or see you later?

Gandey: I have not a sIngle Idea.

Gandey readies the knife.

[[There's going to be more trolls soon. If anybody new wants to join. Though remember that you must be a Derse dreamer and the first two who join need to be space and time. Oh, and you need to post often.]]

by **synczomb** Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:39 pm

Zertin, having no idea what to do next, continued beating up imps.

by **DistantRed** Sat Apr 18, 2015 4:33 pm

Bump ?

by **friendlyJoker** Sat Apr 18, 2015 5:16 pm

HOLY BUMPS BUMPMAN, ITS THE BUMPER XD

by **synczomb** Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:12 pm

((*looks dramatically at thread while "Viva la Vida" plays* rip in piece, thread))

by **friendlyJoker** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:16 pm

As Gandey waves you a final goodbye you hear the clocks ticking around you. The boxes around you seem to be close to the final coutdown.

Once again, you feel the hoplesness of the situation. You know everything could end if he dies. But you will die as well if you stay for the explotion.

You already know, you cant grab him and get out in time to save both of you. You could get out off the place, but the bombs could destroy the tablet, so even the small chance of him becoming god tier in time and stoping the void devouring everything would not be there anymore.

The choise is clear, you need to kill him.

Doesn't matter the cost.

If he dies before the tablet is destroyed, you could at least have the slim chance of saving what is left of the universe.

You take out the sword and run towoards him. Nothing is going to stop you now.

HE

IS

GOING

DOWN

by **DistantRed** Tue Apr 28, 2015 9:29 am

Gandey laughs. The highblood was going to kill him. He hears the highblood run towards him, most likely to kill him. Gandey laughs. He has forced the knight of hope to lose all hope. Gandey laughs. The ticking grows to it's fastest speed. Gandey laughs.

He then gets stabbed by the sword.

Gandey: adIos, hIghblood.

The boxes then reach the fastest ticking speed. The spring in the boxes extend opening the box. Jack-in-the-boxes pop out of the boxes revealing the boxes to be a simple ruse.

Gandey laughs. Gandey dies.

And so, the hope of the knight was destroyed by a toy made to look like bombs...

The void starts taking over everything. Glitches appear everywhere. Horrorterrors are coming towards them.

===> ASCEND.

Then, Gandey comes back, grows his wings, and a light shines from Gandey's body. The Horrorterrors flee. The glitches disappear. The void ceases to exist.

Gandey: ? reMEmber now. there were more of us. we had forgotten soME fr?ends.
Gandey: ? removed our MEmory of them w?thout realIzIng ?t. they were forgotten so that they weren't k?lled by an unforseen ev?l and so that the black k?ng f?ght would be eas?er.
Gandey: try to reMEmber wh?le ? leave for a wh?le.

Gandey flies away. Gandey laughs.

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:43 pm

ooc:

===>Be... a little less dramatic

You try be less dramatic but as such a late entry to a session the size and proximity of the danger is both getting bigger and closer respectively.

Taston had woken late, his messed up sleep schedule left him unaware of the encompassing destruction that threatened to annihilate him and his hive. He only managed to wake when the debris of a near by impact shattered the window near his recuperacoon. He leaped out of his slumber just in time to look out the window and see the decimated landscape surrounding his hive... the volcano was erupting.

In that moment he jumped into action, grabbing his laptop and running to the most secure location of his hive. He had spent the last couple of nights researching forums and chats concerning this SGRUB game that he had omnoniously been sent. In his panick he knew no where better to start questioning what the fuck was going on,

PA: Shit fucking hives, does anyone know what the fuck is going on?

by **DistantRed** Tue Apr 28, 2015 7:26 pm

Gandey then heard pesterchum in the back of his mind. He saw a message. He couldn't read the handle at all. He also wasn't really reading the message either. The basics of the message was clear to him.

ES: look, th?s sounds crazy, but we forgot about you.
ES: ? also th?nk you forgot us.
ES: look, we have been play?ng a gaME for a wh?le.
ES: you have actually been play?ng by yourself, ? bel?eve.
ES: you have hosted us, and been a cl?ent to us the whole t?ME.
ES: ?f ? am correct, you have probably fallen asleep about the saME t?ME we all forgot everyth?ng.

ES: I bel?eve there are st?ll soME deta?ls you forget about everyth?ng.
ES: f?rstly, I am TOWHABIAWB HIGHHKNAL, the lord of GANDEA, but you may call ME GANDEY for short.
ES: you are a mage of space or someth?ng and soMeth?ng is try?ng to k?ll you, but ? don't know what.
ES: oh, whoops, ? gotta go. ask the purpleblood for more ?nformat?on, ? guess. bye, hemotypal ?mped?MEnt!

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Tue Apr 28, 2015 8:19 pm

Taston read over the message a couple times, trying to make sense of the ambiguous explanation. Wait no, fucking location doesn't matter. The volcano was exploding, that was the priority. Taston sprinted through his slowly disintegrating hive. He pushes through the front door, falling a good 2.5 metres before hitting the ground, where the fuck were the steps? He grumbles, pushing himself up and looking around. First thing he noticed was the darkness around him, second was the lights that scattered in the distance silhouettes of hills... third was the explosion above him and the sound three heavy pieces of equipment make when they strike the dirt in front of him. Kinda like a 'thud.' He crawls towards them, the explosion must of sent them a good distance from his hiv-... ex-hive.

You can just lay here a bit, you don't really feel like getting up do you? Volcano was a safe distance away and it looked to be calming from large spits to long dribbles of lava.

=====>Message the Purple Blood

PA: I think...
PA: I think I might &e a &it out of the loop here.

by **friendlyJoker** Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:18 pm

NO no NO no NO no NO!!!!!!

The purple blood repeated to himslef as the dead body of Gandey leaved the room to ascend into the battlefield.

HOW DID I LET THIS HAPPEND

i..i cant belive it

HOW THE FUCK DID I LET MISSELF GET FULLED BY THAT CLOWN

this...this is too much...

IM GOING TO MOTHERFUCKING KILL HIM FOR GOOD.

but...but at least we didn't disapear

HE IS MOTHERFUCKING LUCKY THAT THE VOID DIDNT CONSUME US.

i..i..i cant with this shit.

WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG NOW?!

i...i mean... we should be....safe for now

dont we?

by **synczomb** Thu May 07, 2015 2:24 pm

((I have no idea what the just happened. Could somebody maybe explain it?))

by **synczomb** Thu Jun 11, 2015 3:30 pm

((rip this thread))

by **DistantRed** Thu Jun 11, 2015 6:23 pm

(( I forgot about this kinda.

Basically what happened is some other trolls were forgotten causing half-void. Gandey destroyed that omission of them via god tier.

I might continue doing things here tomorrow or something.

I don't even think that most of the other people still care about this.))

by **linguisticallyInspired** Thu Jun 11, 2015 9:46 pm

((Mary's dead so there's nothing I can really do for this))

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:15 am

(Lin, could you perhaps join with a time player?)

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:25 am

(Probably, I'd have to create one then)

by **synczomb** Sun Nov 08, 2015 3:14 pm

((Is this ever going to be continued? Or is everyone else done?))

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