Re: Given that we're all completely insane... (cA, wT, hT, bP, still Open)

by Guest Fri Jun 14, 2013 10:15 pm

((That'll work.))

by Guest Sat Jun 15, 2013 9:46 am

"yes,yes of courSe."

(yeah guys might as well go off. and delete your posts here to avoid confusion)

by **avidBowmaster** Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:00 am

==>

A gigantic black fist comes crashing through your window, before you can draw your bow. You are sent flying across your hive. You hitnthe wall on the other side. Your whole body hurts.

==>

You didn't think imps could be that big.

==> examine chest pain.

You look at your chest, only to find that you have been impaled by one of your own arrows. You need to tell someone, before you bleed out...

Open memo==>

You create a memo titled DYING

AvidBowmaster [Ab] opened memo titled DYING right now

Ab: to whoever reads this and CAREs... I am dying.
Ab: yeah... It sucks...
Ab: so yeah... Im just gonna die here...

by Guest Sat Jun 15, 2013 3:50 pm

" OkaY! So Star, what are we going to do now? " You ask curiously.

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:37 am

I gueSS Down there on that black and white thing. looks like the only other place to go.

by Guest Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:37 pm

" OKaY. LetS go then! " You exclaim in excitement. This would be a fun time to explore now.

by **avidBowmaster** Sun Jun 16, 2013 11:56 pm

Orfeus: ...==>

AvidBowmaster RIGHT NOW began messaging BlueParadox
Ab: Hey...
Ab: bP
Ab:i'm dying...
Ab: In case you don't hear from me again.
Ab: I'm basically laying in a puddle of violet blood right now.
Ab:...

Orfeus ==>

You look closer, and notice that your entire quiver of arrows have been jammed into your body in some place, somehow.

Ab:...
Ab:...

by Guest Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:50 pm

What? How? Shit, one of your own men has died? CRAP!

by Guest Mon Jun 17, 2013 4:38 pm

" So ShaLL we get goIng or do You want to wait?" You may not be very patient, but something tells you you should have asked the question you had. You guess you wouldn't mind waiting for a while.

by **avidBowmaster** Mon Jun 17, 2013 5:46 pm

Orfeus: Die===>=>>===>==>>>>=>

Losing consciousness, you think to yourself one thing. "At least you died before your homocidal voice in your head took over and killed all of your friends.

OR DID YOU?"

==>
...

==>

...

.???:Wake Up==>

Orfeus's arrow filled corpse, covered in violet blood dripping everywhere, wakes up.but this young troll is no longer Orfeus...

This is somthing far worse==>

Oh yes... Definetally worse...

by Guest Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:40 am

"we have Some newS. one of our boys juSt up and died on uS.take it how you will." you say, a note of sorrow in your
voice

by **avidBowmaster** Tue Jun 25, 2013 1:36 pm

Orfeus: Equip weapon.

You equip your lengthy sword. Didn't know that was there. That's be ause it wasn't.

Orfeus: remove arrows.

You remove all arrows from your body. Also, you empty your sylladex of wverything that isn't your sword. It's more of a machete, really.

==>

AvidBowmaster RIGHT NOW began messaging BlueParadox

Ab:WHATS UP, MOTHERFUCKER.

by Guest Tue Jun 25, 2013 3:23 pm

Bp:The Hell? I thought you died...

by **avidBowmaster** Tue Jun 25, 2013 4:57 pm

Ab: OF COURSE I DID, YOU STUPID LOWBLOOD PIECE OF GRUB SHIT!
Ab: BUT NOW, REALIZING I'm A HIGHBLOOD, HAVE HIGHER OPPORTUNITIES.
Ab: SO WHERE ARE YOU, IN RERTOSPECT TO ME?

by Guest Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:43 pm

BP:EXCUSE ME YOU CRAP SUCKING PIECE OF CARP?Come at me, Cause i got some chips for you , jackass!

by **avidBowmaster** Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:49 pm

Orfeus: respond==>

Ab: where.
Ab:are.
Ab:YOU?

by Guest Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:02 am

Bp:A place where Scum Guzzling pricks like you can only dream of!

by **avidBowmaster** Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:15 am

Ab: LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER.
Ab: YOU HAD BEST WAKE UP THIS FUCKING INSTANT.
Ab: HIDING ON DERSE.
Ab: How aout you come fight me.

by Guest Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:39 pm

BP: Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha! you think some dainty stuck up prick like yourself has any chance? I am a force of destruction beyond your realm of comprehension.

by **avidBowmaster** Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:44 pm

Ab: BRING
AB: IT
AB: MOTHER
AB: FUCKER.
AB: HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

by Guest Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:39 pm

BP:Like a Two bit carny like you even holdS a candle to what i can do to your bloodied corpSe!

by **avidBowmaster** Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:13 pm

Ab: Then come and get me.
Ab: i will fuck your day up.
Ab: i will fuck the next thousand sweeps up.

by Guest Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:15 pm

Bp:you Won't HAVE a thousand Sweeps, you pathetic excuse for a pain in the ass.

by Guest Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:12 pm

After realizing what Star had said to you, you bite your lip and sigh. Someone just died?
" Wait.. Are You Sure theY're dead Star? " You ask quietly.

by Guest Thu Jun 27, 2013 4:15 pm

"Im not sure. But ill tell you one thing, hes an ASS! ill tear the fucker apart!"

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