Re: A Troll Session.

by **Derpy** Tue May 12, 2015 3:08 pm

You're getting angry again... A lot more. Technically, you do have a psionic power, but... It's not really useful. Whatever. Might as well use it.

You promptly let loose a small electric flow from all of the computers of your "friends", save for Aciari because she is being tolerable, and the seadwellers, since that has the potential to go haywire.

Memolog:

You promptly check what the two large crashes are, jumping down the hole... And WHY THE FUCK IS YOUR BATHTUB HERE NO THIS IS NOT ALLOWED THIS IS THE WRONG SPACE FOR THIS NO.
Quickly, you grab it and haul it back to it's proper place... Your hive is getting completely wrecked by this game and you're not very happy about it.

Either way, you go back to the place where your bathtub was a few moments ago, hesitantly walking through the hole in the wall. Sure, you're fine with that one from your respiteblock down, only because it shortens the trek down. The matter, however, lies on the big glowing sphere, which you reach out to touch, before you notice the countdown. Unsure if it's a bomb or not, you attempt to punch the ball, but a loud crack and a thud is heard: It's definitely much harder than you thought.

Looking at your left hand, it seems that the fingers are now out of place. This might require medical attention. But you, nor your lusus, know anything about it. So, you walk your way back upstairs, trying to ignore the blood staining the wall.

Memolog:

Pesterlog - apocalypticTardigrade:

by **DistantRed** Wed May 13, 2015 9:44 am

===> Get shocked.

wait, what?<

that thXught was interupted by a sudden shXck cXming frXm my cXmputer。
I nXticed that nXthing has actually happened to me, but my cXmputer is nXw screwed。

Memolog:

his chat looks like this:

by **Derpy** Wed May 13, 2015 7:53 pm

Oh.
Well, that's not what you meant to do at all! Send a shock to the person through the computer... Hell, you can do some real damage to electronics... Better keep that in check, unless it's needed. Underwater, though, that's not known.

Memolog:

by **apocalypticTardigrade** Thu May 14, 2015 12:09 pm

Pesterlog - anarchisticCorona:

Worry about the yellowblood's hive's structure

With a sigh, you expend what limited 'grist' you have left, to build a support that you're pretty sure helped. Probably. Truth be told, you're not an architect, you have no idea what you're doing, but hopefully it will keep the yellowblood from complaining, and more importantly, injuring himself.

He cant be of much use if he breaks all his limbs, now can he?

by **Derpy** Thu May 14, 2015 5:01 pm

Go turn the dial on the big thing.

Big thing? Well, you might, if your hand worked properly. Your dominant hand, that is. While you're highly adept at clutching and swinging things with both hands, your right arm is pretty much a noodle and uncontrollable under most circumstances. You grab your husktop.

You sigh and jump back down the hole to the big thing. There isn't a way you're bringing that back upstairs with your hand like this. Reaching out, you attempt to clutch the knob... Nope. Nope. Nah. Not the knob. The lid. The lid. The lid. The lidlidlid --- wait, no, not the lid, you idiot, the knob!

Oh god you're getting angry again this is not good.

You reach out with your broken hand, grimacing in pain as you clutch the knob, dial, lid, whatever, you're done with nouns at this point. YOU FURIOUSLY SPIN THE SPINNY THING ON THE BIG THING UNTIL THE SPINNY THING COMES OFF. YOU REALLY HOPE THIS DOESN'T MESS EVERYTHING UP. YOU GET UP AND PUNCH THE WALL WITH YOUR UNBROKEN HAND, MAKING IT RUMBLE OMINOUSLY. YOUR HIVE WILL LIKELY FALL APART SINCE THE SUPPORT ISN'T WELL BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT SO YOU'RE NOT CURRENTLY WORRIED. "GGGRRAAAUUUUGGGGHHH!", you ejaculate loudly, attempting to say something, but only coming out with a grunt of rage.

by **Derpy** Thu May 14, 2015 7:57 pm

OOC:

by **linguisticallyInspired** Fri May 15, 2015 5:54 am

>Dharak: About time you get started?

You're honestly quite tired of waiting right now. You have to admit, you ARE excited to play this game and see what interesting forms of adventure could unfold. Screw future you's warnings about this game going to wreck your life!

Memolog:

by **DistantRed** Fri May 15, 2015 9:40 am

Memolog:

I then t口口k 口ff the eyepatch and put it 口n the 口ther eye。

hmm... why d口 I even keep a useless eye in the s口cket?

I t口口k 口ut the useless piece 口f shit and put it in my sylladex。

it... might c口me in handy?...

Memolog:

I then dr口pped this "CRUXTRUDER" 口nt口 her recuperac口口n。I then destr口y all her lights, because it's better t口 n口t have light, because light hides all the little less口ns 口f n口thing, and sleep causes y口u t口 f口rget it。that and it'd be fun t口 watch her face。

by **apocalypticTardigrade** Sun May 17, 2015 1:59 pm

The blue cylinderical thingy has now been dispensed from the big countdown thingy. In fact, several have, quite a lot, even. He did a lot of spinning on it. You decide to leave him to figure out what to do with them, as you have no idea. Instead, you go back to seeing if you can scrounge up any information on the game.

by **Derpy** Mon May 18, 2015 9:42 pm

Your first thought: Lick them. Lick all of them.

You then proceed to do so, and come to three conclusions:
They taste terrible.
They are exceptionally smooth.
You are an idiot.

Naturally, with no idea what to do, you pick up as many as possible and go around your hive, doing random things with them to try to find their purpose. You put them in the fridge, throw them around, sit on one, put one in your recuperacoon, so on, so forth. Eventually, you forget about all of them, except for the one you're sitting on.

by **FantasizingAbnegator** Tue May 26, 2015 3:04 am

(( Um, so, do I just come in or something? ))

by **Derpy** Tue May 26, 2015 4:13 am

OOC:

by **FantasizingAbnegator** Tue May 26, 2015 4:17 am

Ummm:

by **Derpy** Tue May 26, 2015 4:24 am

OOC:

by **FantasizingAbnegator** Tue May 26, 2015 4:29 am

Umm:

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue May 26, 2015 11:55 am

>Narisa! Pay flippin' attention!!

Look! your being hosted. cool....lets do this shit.

Memolog:

by **DistantRed** Tue May 26, 2015 2:42 pm

====> Be Janius

y口u can n口t tell me what t口 d口。

> Your text color is too hard to read with the background.

fine, then I will just change the c口l口r。

s口, I just dr口pped the crux-thing 口n her rec口口perac口口n。

augh, the fish is talking t口 me。

Memolog:

CSV: 口kay, my fish puns are n口t fin, but they are mighty fine。 either way I'm pretty b口red 口f the puns and they're a waste 口f time。I'm s口 glad that y口u d口 it th口ugh それはほとんどの最も価値のあるものなのであなたの血の色がないこと, cap。anyways... we sh口uld chat al口口口ne~。

translation:

Pesterlog:

((I actually lose the second translation. It's pervy AND dark though. Do I actually have to translate stuff?))

by **linguisticallyInspired** Tue May 26, 2015 7:36 pm

>Dharak: Be happy you're gonna be hosted

Yes, so Narisa is alright with being your server player. Wonderful, you can get this started a.s.a.p now.

Memolog:

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue May 26, 2015 10:08 pm

>Narisa: Be glad to have a fish to host.

hook, line and shinker. Easy as one, two and three. You are sho ready for thish!

Memolog:

>Narisha: be pestered!

shell, shell, shell, what have we here?

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