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A Troll Session.

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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:31 pm

StringBean, flip your shit.

You proceed to flip your shit, but only after responding to everyone that you are going to flip it all around like a pancake that just won't get done.

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Post by friendlyJoker Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:39 pm

As this color based war was starting our brave hero instincts kicked in to stop the fight.

I SAID, STOP THE FIGHT. Stop eating that popcorn, you shouldnt be enjoying this, you are supposed to be the protagonist!!!

AGGHHH!!! at least the highbloods are stoping the fight anyways. HOW DARE YOU, losing your oportunity to become the good guy of the story. ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?

Nevermind, just answer the post. AND CLEAN YOUR HANDS, we dont want your computer full of butter, do we?

SS: okey okey, thiz iz hell entretaining and all
SS: but the prinzez iz right
SS: my friend already started one zerver
SS: and it zeemz az he already haz a player
SS: i have the other zerver, but i ztill havent dezided who will join into the game
SS: there iz one zpot, Who will take it?
SS: letz the game beging
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Post by cocoaSmiles Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:45 pm

==> Laugh about it.

This is a joke, you could drowned him with a single finger, or the flutter of your fins. he would be raped around your finger in a moment.

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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:29 pm

Alright, you've punched enough holes in things. Time to return to your husktop and see what'a happened ---
FUCK.

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Post by friendlyJoker Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:44 pm


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Post by cocoaSmiles Sun Apr 26, 2015 6:31 pm

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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:19 pm

You return to your husktop, many more holes in the walls and ceiling. You sincerely hope the idiocy is over, which it seems to be, for now.

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Post by cocoaSmiles Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:48 pm

Memolog:

She rolled her eyes getting her own game started up, and downloaded fully.
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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 7:53 pm

Why do they keep doing this you really don't want to break any more things or your lusus is going to yell at you. You're already in enough trouble from the what, three rampages already today? You certainly do not need more issues.

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Post by cocoaSmiles Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:06 pm

==> React!

Her fins flutter as her cheeks flushed a light fuchsia. She hadn't even seen him call her cute, he didn't even know her, she was just a name to the world, the next in line, the all powerful, the heart breaker.

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And there you go, getting dark so fast, just one moment and your..well just read what you typed!!
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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:16 pm

No.
No.
NO.

Stretch, initiate batshit murdermode.

As much as you'd love to initiate that, there's nothing around to kill but your lusus, and you'd feel far too sorry to do it. Instead, you grab the nearest club and drive it into your face, thankful that it wasn't spiked. You are, however, consumed by a tidal wave of rage and have to take time to think and deliberately respond in such a way that won't be bent like the last one was.

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Post by cocoaSmiles Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:36 pm

==>Laugh your ass off.

You really need someone to step in and stop this hot dark feud and fast because he's not rubbing you the right way and you will swim your ass up to land and hunt him down if you need too.

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Post by Derpy Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:43 pm

Dear fuck are you regretting having ever opened that file and memo. But, curiosity nagged away at you and you just had to open them, didn't you? You facepalm and groan.

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Post by friendlyJoker Mon Apr 27, 2015 12:02 am

YES this is the oportunity that i have been waiting for, NOW MY YOUNG MUSTARBLOOD, stop the fight and become the hero.

What? why are you looking to me like that? how are you even looking at me? Just do it already, dont hear the calling? HEROISM AWAITS

As he rolls his eyes, he accepts my comand, Finaly, and enters to stop the blackrooming this two have started
memo:

NO NO NO NO!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!

You were supposed to stop the fight, you only made it worse. OH MY, how are you supposed to be the hero of my story if you dont do anything heroic. I feel so betrayed. Why did i chose you of all people to be the hero?
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Post by Vriska's Matesprit Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:21 am

((Holy mud buckets, forgot to post! Now Syntes is far behind. Damn my forgetfullness.))
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Post by cocoaSmiles Mon Apr 27, 2015 6:56 am

[u]==> Make your bad fish puns.[u]

Oh of everything you could shay this wash pure foolsh gold!

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Post by undoneSyntax Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:10 am

You really need to shut this shut down. Like, now. You quickly boot up a few networks and bombard the fish face with useless data. It should slow her computer down to the point of nonexcistsnce. Completely harmless.
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Post by linguisticallyInspired Mon Apr 27, 2015 8:57 am

>Dharak: Realise that this is going nowhere

You groan angrily as you read the messages on the memo YOU had created and how everyone was disregarding YOUR attempt to simmer down everyone's attitudes towards the low and high bloods at the moment. This was why you hated the hemospectrum, it causes unnecessary hate speeches.

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Post by DistantRed Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:30 am

you are a new troll。 <====

> Enter name. y口u're g口ing t口 say stupid name。

janius bachar <

You are now Janius Bachar. His INTERESTS interests include BORING ANCIENT BOOKSimp口rtant elden b口口ks, MYSTERIES, and EXPLOITING BUGS AND FINDING LOOPHOLES.

i j口ined the mem口。<

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Aw, you got kicked before even joining.

be sad.<


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Post by linguisticallyInspired Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:34 am

OOC:
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Post by DistantRed Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:41 am

//changed it.//
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Post by cocoaSmiles Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:22 am

==> Be pissed off

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Oh your cheeks puff up in anger as he get pissed off, her fins fluttering on each side of her head. How dare he!! So you do what you must...but your not going to yell. you have better plans.


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Post by friendlyJoker Mon Apr 27, 2015 1:00 pm

WAIT WAIT, another narrator? and does the same kind of empty and boring introduction? HOW DARE HE, at least it was a lot faster than the other one. BUT THIS IS MY STORY, and i BAN any other attempt of generic presentation of characters. My book cant have that kind of meaningless text on it.

Now if you all excusme, im going to continue with the story

As our excuse of a protagonist finds himself with out a memo to chat in, he turns his head to talk with his dear friend that was sitting just besides him.

SS: Well, you found quite the group of emptyheads for the game
SS: anyways, you should have already started yourz
SS: how iz it going?

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Post by apocalypticTardigrade Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:57 pm

Be the better Narrarator.

You are now the better narrarator, after all, tradition is a thing to be valued.

Be the blueblood.

But... You already are? Or rather, Acairi is, and has been.
She was busy typing away on the keyboard.

(Please only open & read the pesterlog if it's specifically designated towards your character, unless RP dictates otherwise.)

Pesterlog - undoneSyntax:

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Post by linguisticallyInspired Tue Apr 28, 2015 4:48 am

Looks like the fuchsia blood has begun trolling you. You groan inwardly as you suppress the temptation to automatically block her. However, you know you have to talk, so you reluctantly reply to her.

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