Re: A Magical Human Session!

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:54 pm

STRIFE!

You cannot strife because you did not equip a weapon to your Strife specibus. You instead choose to abscond from the annoying situation, rolling passed your uncle and knocking the plate from your uncle's hand while doing so. You quickly run back to your room, your uncle wasn't going to be happy about the mess you made but he won't be able to deny the absolute sickness of that roll.

Once back in your room you take out the game disk and set it next to your monitor.

Message friends

Memo:

by **cocoaSmiles** Sat Apr 25, 2015 5:08 pm

It was in your hands, thank god it was. you rush to get back in only finding the door to be shut...Damn it..you know it will be way to loud to go in. and your latter is down! if they get up they will take it and yell up about how you can't leave it there and are not getting it back!!! shit! you can't let this happen..but it was so close to the time she was going to get up! shit shit shit! your in shit! POUNDS OF IT! GALLONS! God you need to find another way in...

Ruth..I think we got a problem..

by **friendlyJoker** Sat Apr 25, 2015 7:23 pm

As you slowly lose the sleep you still had you read the memo

SB: did you hit your uncle again?
SB: bra, you have some problems

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Sat Apr 25, 2015 8:07 pm

Only now did you notice your little sleepy friend had joined the memo, you grin when giving your response,

TT: He's fiiine.
TT: That dude got extra muscles were his chromosomes should be.

by **linguisticallyInspired** Sun Apr 26, 2015 5:04 am

==>Wake up 5 minutes later

Turns out that your friends replying to the memo non-stop has disrupted your sleep causing you to wake up after a while. It was great getting some shut-eye but you wish you had more time for sleeping. You force yourself out of your bed and trudged down to the living room where your dad was sitting with a maroon parcel beside him. Looks like that's the game alright.

==>Retrieve parcel from Dad

You inch your way closer to the old man while biting your lip nervously, your hand outstretched and trying to grab the box away when your old man slaps your hand away before looking up at you with a frown.

Dad: Son, I advise you to go get some sleep first before taking this parcel from me. I know you're going to be playing a game and all but you can't play until you get back the many hours of missed sleep. Now I know that you have friends who really want to start but you have to tell them to wait. This is for your own good and it's alright to be a little selfish sometimes. Once you have gotten at least 3 hours of sleep then you can come down and get it back from me. This is for your own good son.

With a groan of irritation you walk back to your room and notify your friends on what happened.

IC: well, I'M going to have to wait a while. got to have at least 3 hours of sleep before I can take it from the papa. so goodnight/good morning everyone I'LL be asleep for some time so don't even bother trying to wake ME up.

illicitCompilations [IC] ceased responding to memo

by **cocoaSmiles** Sun Apr 26, 2015 8:48 am

==>We have a problem

You have no idea what to do! You are stuck out side with your parcel with no way in! And with limited time. Shit! Shit! Ruth calm down. Something like rainbows after a shot tone of rain? But what after a fucking hurricane?! She you are so dead.

by **knightlyTraveler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:05 am

==> Strife your Sister.
What, fuck no. She'd kick your ass, and you some shitty moral high ground bullshit about not hitting girls, so that would end with your head in your ass. Not like you haven't tried before, but damn she whips out some shitty puns from the most unlikely of places. After a lecture on the art of punkind, you are left to your own devices again, and quickly check up on the memo, seeing that someone has turned into Sleeping Beauty, pun not intended, as they're here too.
==> Respond.
KT: Alright, I'm back. Welcome to the awesome sauce, Bliss. Has Ruth returnified yet?

by **cocoaSmiles** Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:13 am

==> find a way in!

No she is not because she is stuck outside climbing a tree to see if she can reach the tinny window of the attic.

by **knightlyTraveler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 2:26 pm

==> See that Ruth hasn't responded and assume.
KT: Okay then, uh.
KT: I guess I'll just.
KT: Await her.
KT: Le sigh.
You await her return eagerly, twirling a CD of Sburb in your hand. God, you've waited too long to play this. Anywho, you decide to wait for everyone to get their copy first, because this Is a cooperative game, after all. As awesome sauce as it would be to solo something as hard as this game is supposed to be, you want to have fun with your bros (and sis').

by **cocoaSmiles** Mon Apr 27, 2015 4:16 pm

==> Inspect the branch closest to your window

It looked like a sturdy branch enough, but it got really thin near the end and probably would bend. Shit was it worth it. She put the package in to her mouth, and began to walk across the branch using a higher one to keep her self steady. she squeaked as it began to bend, the window was open for you left it open for your mouse, Hazel. It was going to be risky, but you took a leap of faith...

==> Jump

by **knightlyTraveler** Mon Apr 27, 2015 5:25 pm

[color#=0033ff] ==> Sense something is happening. [/color]
What the hell are you talking about? It's not like we can break the forth wall so quickly, now, can we? You sit at your desk, awaiting Ruth to return. As usual.

by **cocoaSmiles** Mon Apr 27, 2015 7:01 pm

==> Just make it!

You Barley make it your hands griping the edge tight as you could, oh god this was bad!! You struggle and pull your self up, and threw the window. You fell in with a loud off, you took to time to shoot up and run for the hatch pulling the latter up and closing it tight. She groaned and flopped onto her mattress, checking out her battle wounds as she put the disk down and started typing.

FG: Back ow...damn it. I got locked out so I climbed the tree by the house and jumped for my life in to the window of my so called room.

by **friendlyJoker** Mon Apr 27, 2015 10:23 pm

SB: so, you were inside a mission imposible movie or something?
SB: everything sounds like a bad movie

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue Apr 28, 2015 1:38 pm

FG: Oh yeah totally I was jumping in windows cuz' I wanted to reenact mission imposable for no reason what so ever!
FG: I am fine thanks for asking.

by **knightlyTraveler** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:04 pm

Oh sweet, Ruth is back. Time for the ~~interrogation~~ questions.
KT: Oh hey, you're back. How'd your mission go, agent?
KT: Beyond utterly breathtaking.
KT: Because with your missions, that's not impossible.
KT: Obviously, because, um.
KT: I'm just gonna shut up now.

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:11 pm

==> Respond

FG: I got it with me, should I start installing or wait?
FG:It was like magic I made I, scared me shitless I thought I was going to fall!
FG: Wonder where Hazel is...He's been gone for hours..

You worried for your pet..hoping he didn't get stuck in a mouse trap. God he better not have, you would rip a hole in who ever set it.

by **knightlyTraveler** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:24 pm

==> Comfort
Well, you'll try.
KT: Hey, Hazel'll turn up, they always do.
KT: Besides, you got the game!
KT: Though we will have to wait for Someone's nap to finish.
KT: But, really, why would one of your best buddies leave ya, huh?
KT: That mouse will come back.
KT: Even though I swear I've seen him before in my kitchen.

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:29 pm

==> Feel a little better

FG: Haha, he doesn't look like all other mice so maybe you just have a mouse infestation in your kitchen..
FG:He needs to wake up I want to get this on a roll!!!

by **knightlyTraveler** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:41 pm

Mission semi-accomplished.
Whew. Well, for once, that worked. You didn't stammer through the microphone this time, or decide to trail off like you usually do. You wipe some sweat off your brow and sigh a sigh of sweet relief. Into the microphone. And begin stammering into it at everyone, as usual. God dammit. It's like your earlier nerdgasm, which you launch into without acknowledging it. You eventually forcibly close your mouth and shut up.

by **PerpetuallyAdroit** Tue Apr 28, 2015 2:51 pm

You place the game inside of you tray, seeing that the option to start it up is now available. You decide not to look into it yet, instead replying to the memo.

TT: If you two both have the game then you should get started, I can start up the other guys when they're ready.

by **cocoaSmiles** Tue Apr 28, 2015 3:20 pm

FG:I want to start the game as bad as you but sleeping beauty is not awake yet..
FG: So when he gets up, we can get going!!!!

Oh god your so bored!

by **friendlyJoker** Tue Apr 28, 2015 11:05 pm

as you start to lose all the sleep you had left, a white mouse starts walking in your back. You could recognise this rat anywhere, it loves to walk around in your hair. You dont mind, but something weird always happens when that misse is around you, but never something BAD. Its mostly a good luck pet that apear every once in a while around your house.

SB: did someone called me?
SB: and by the way Agent Smith
SB: i think i found your four legged friend
SB: he is just chilling on my mane
SB: the misse and the lion
SB: jaja, i remember that story

by **knightlyTraveler** Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:39 am

Sigh and continue talking.
KT: Okay, so. What's our plan?
KT: You know, besides play the game.
KT: Do we just, play in our own houses, orrrr what?

by **cocoaSmiles** Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:00 pm

FG:I dont know! I thought you knew oh my God! UGH..
FG:so we installing it yet or what??

by **friendlyJoker** Wed Apr 29, 2015 1:05 pm

SB: i dont see why not
SB: i got mine instilled for almost a week now
SB: but of course, i got it before the beta started, so now it doesnt do anything
SB: so go ahead and instal it
SB: that way you can tell me if the beta finaly started or not

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