Super Sandbox Session (WIIIIIIIIIDE OPEN)

[duelingThoughts]

Premise and Guidelines:

SANDBOX

A young 'gob stands in his cave. It just so happens that today, is his Adoptiversary of the Sixth Sleep Cycle of the 3'33 Pilgrimage Season. Though it was 18 molts ago he was given life, it is only today he-

"Cut the shit nar'or, I've got me fuc'g name."

Oh uh... well then, uh, it would appear that our hero has already gained his name plaque! It appears to be sorta obscured by-

"Stop. Just stop. I don't need no fuc'g pla'e to tell me my own fuc'g name, an nei'r do ya."

Uh...

Um...

What shall he do?

"I'm abo'ta shove my pin's up yer ass, that's what"

How about we move on shall we!

NARRATOR DASH

==> Be someone else?

[logicalEnthusiast]

==>Be the sock pile

You see a strange room covered in strange socks. What the fuck is with the socks. You a sock pile move and out pops a young troll that appears to be female. Give this troll a name

>Sock Butt

Real fucking clever asshole but this indigo coloured blood already has a name

>Laesia Cornua

That's better. Try that again I fucking dare you

You are now a troll named Laesia who is 7 sweeps old. Not much to say yet but the time will come.

>Be someone

[duelingThoughts]

==> Be someone

Oh gog not this shit again.

"Who ya call'g a shit?"

No no! Not you, just-

"Imma clo'k ya ups'e the head!"

Ugh!

==> "Lis'n up"

"I ain't let'g any omn'ient nar'ive fuck goi'g tel'g me what to do. I'm my own 'gob, I'll do what I want! So don't try and give me no more stu'd com'ds, got it? Just sor'a look at me... ya cre'y fuc's."

How crude.

"Shut the fuck up."

==> Sorta look at him

"Wise ass."

Don't you have something better to do than conversing with something that isn't here?

"... not par'ularily..."

Any friends?

"The fuck are those."

Err, sorry, Modads?

"Uh... not real'y... I'm sor'a alo'e. Like my name im'es."

Got your accent is as thick as your head.

"Ya what mate?"

Err, I mean, sorry, I didn't understand you. What's your name?

"Not this bul't agi'n."

No! I really mean it! Put your pinchers away! I'm really actually curious about your name!

==> "Alr't, fine..."

"Me name is 'Mysteriousgenerouslonely', but if ya call me any'g other than fuc'g M'ener'y, I will ser'sly kill yer fag't ass."

==> Proceed to not call angry crustacean anything other than "fuc'g M'ener'y"

"Ass."

Why don't you go on Crabchat? Surely someone out there would like to talk to you.... cause I'm seriously fearing for my non-existent life and wish to immediately leave this premise.

"Fine. Ya lit'e bitch."

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