Re: SGRUB Session (OPEN)

[linguisticallyInspired]

You open your eyes to see that outside your large hive, is a place with so many fluttery creatures with colourful wings! Seaweed also lined the paths and the sky was a colourful purple-blue with more of those colourful winged creatures.

Welcome to the Land of Seaweed and Butterflies

[synczomb]

Zertin, having nothing better to do, decided to fall asleep.

Zertin woke up to find his hive in a Land of Kittens and Fluffy Clouds.

Zertin: WHAT THΞ
Zertin: I GUΞSS THIS IS WHΞRΞ THAT...THING...TOOK MΞ
Zertin: I'D BΞTTΞR CHΞCK ON GANDΞY AND KAI
Zertin: IF THΞY HAVΞN'T KILLΞD ΞACH OTHΞR YΞT

Zertin then proceeded to leave his hive and touch EVERYTHING.

Zertin: BUT THIS IS MORΞ IMPORTANT

[DistantRed]

Off Topic: We've come

FULL CIRCLE:

[DistantRed]

Off Topic: Oh, and by "don't do Gandey intensive stuff", I meant, I can still reply and stuff, but it may take longer than normal

[linguisticallyInspired]

Maryba: I Think these creatures are called butterflies...hm...
Maryba: OH well, i should probably prototype my kernelsprite nOW. YAy, mama whale-shark will finally be revived once moRE }@u@{

>Maryba, prototype kernelsprite

You prototype your kernel sprite with your lusus and well, the first thing you saw which was a large diving suit you savaged from the sea ruins.

whalesharksprite: MAryba, would you explain to me why i am wearing thIS? SUrely i raised you to choose your outfits carefully and not to pick on impulSE?

Maryba: O-Oh, yes...sorry...but well it's not like it makes you look weiRD!

Your lusus sighs and just goes to suggest ways of joining your husktop with something more portable, your gold bangles!

You combine your gold bangles to geeettt...

A BANGLETOP! -minus 20 grist-

Wonderful, now to create something else for your harpoon. You rummage around your hive until you get a fishing hooks, a pin and a hunting knife. You combine them together and get!

A Fishing PinKnife!-minus 30 grist

Then you combine the Fishing PinKnife with your silver and diamond tipped harpoon to geeet:

Deathblade Harpoon! -minus 200 grist-

Yes, this thing looks DEADLY! You then place it in your strife deck. THIS HARPOON IS THE DEADLIEST OF HARPOONS! NOTHING CAN STOP YOU NOW!!!

>Maryba, explore land

[friendlyJoker]

/OFF TOPIC/

You doom us all. you created a void sesion. THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT :D

[DistantRed]

for my sanity, I'm going to use //'s for off topics for now on.

//It's only a void session if nobody prototypes pre-entry, I did. I forget if anybody else did. Though Derse had no prototypes at all. So, I guess we have a half-void session or just a half session. No idea what this means for the game as a whole, but the Black King fight is going to be pretty easy mode.//

[friendlyJoker]

// yea kindy, the only thing we have to agree is if the Whale prototipe is goign to afect the IMPS and the king because it happend inside the game instead of outside of it.


and yes, it would be pretty entretainging playing a Half/void sesion, that could be the reason why prospit has players and derse has not //

[DistantRed]

//The MSPA wiki says "... Because the sprite only splits upon entering the Medium and never again, only the prototyping done before entering the Medium will affect the Underlings and Royals.", so I guess we follow that. Also, I am no longer on vacation so you can go full throttle with your Gandeying once more!//

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SE: hello? anybody here? I am statUesprIte. I am now wIthoUt a specIfIc person to be the gardIan of. It Is qUIte borIng to be half-narcIsItIc ass, half-sprIte, half-I have no Idea... fUck fractIons; It sUcks beIng whatever fUckIng abomInatIn I cUrently am wIth all thIs knowlIj and nobody to tell It to. so, I'm goIng to lay soME IntelIjence on YOU lIl-shIts.

SE: for reasons I do not know, even thoUgh I am omnIshInt or whatever, YOU gUys are stUck wIth a weIrd-ass sesIon. YOU have no tIme or space players, meanIng thIs sessIon has no chance of makIng a unIvers. YOU have no Derse dreaMErs, MEanIng... I have no Idea. good job gUys (sarcasm, yoU're most lIkely screwed), yoU are stUck wIth a sessIon that confoUnds even MY omIshence. I'm not even sUre what to call thIs fUcked sesIn. half-voId? seems lIke a good naME to ME. thoUghts?

[synczomb]

Zertin decided that, for whatever reason, he should throw a kitten at Sporksprite. He then wrote about the kitten in his notepad.

[linguisticallyInspired]

[ Looked up what our characters' classpects' roles would be:

http://claspecttheory.tumblr.com/analyzedclaspectschart
http://god-tier-analyzer.tumblr.com/archive
http://exposition5boonbucks.tumblr.com
http://dahniwitchoflight.tumblr.com/

[linguisticallyInspired]

You walk out of your hive, but not before notifying your team members where you are right now.

current bubblingSplasher[CBS]opened a memo

CBS: OKay, so i have finally reached my land~ it looks wonderfUL!

future bubblingSplasher[FBS]responded to memo three hours from current time

FBS: ISn't IT?
FBS: ANyways, back to your mission heRE. YOu are supposed to meet your denizen of this land, in which i already haVE! }@u@{ SHe is SUCH a wonderful person, well, creature in this case, to talk TO!
FBS: SHe has tons of things to tell you about this game, including your role in your team and your challenGE!

CBS:IS that SO? WEll then, i should probably go nOW!

current bubblingSplasher ceased responding to memo

>Maryba: Search for your denizen

[friendlyJoker]

You read MAR's memo and before you can answer, she ends it.

You look at the Red knight, and you ask him about the denizeen, is it inside this cave? you say, but he doesnt seem to answer, weird, this guy usualy likes to talk

You turn off your light like he told you to, and enter the ruins.

slowly everything is starting to get dark, you start to distinguish some of the lamps in the ruins, that looks like the ones outside, but this ones are turn off, so you cant realy see where you are going.

You keep going on and on, in a stright line, never going out of the path

Kai: So im guessing this guy that i need to met is inside this cave....if LilMar already talked with her i guess i should too. Damn that girl is fast, she just got to hers land and already knows what to do, you just were screwing around with a knight for all you know. What a waste -You think-

[DistantRed]

Gandey saw the memo talking about Denizens, Roles, "HOw glubbin amaziNG" Gandey is, and challenges. Gandey wanted this, but he thought it doesn't hurt to screw with highblood first.

enigmaticSupremacy has started trolling friendlyJoker

ES: so, mar Is gettIng on track now, and Is already farther than you even though you started lIke a bIllIon sweeps ago. It seems lIke you are a good lIttle assIstant when you do nothIng, but slImepIes, kIllIng thIngs wIthout MErcy, and probably even goIng on some hoofbeast-shIt journey wIth a fuckIng knIght or some other shIt follower. contInue doIng that for mar.

ES:however mustardpeon needs more guIdance. under your "semI-leadershIp", he has been touchIng EVERYTHING and he prototyped an Innocent lIttle cat Into hIs sporkghost and now hIs ghost Is some monstrous combInatIon between cat, spork, and ghost. how can he even talk to that thIng when all It does Is MEow and make spork noIses sometImes and even combInatIons of the two?

ES: eIther way, I'm off to GANDEYland again to get the stuff mar talked about.

[linguisticallyInspired]

You continue walking through your land, and soon find yourself at a large pit with spiral stairs that led to who knows where.

>Maryba: Descend

After what seemed to be an hour of walking down stairs, you see a large stone door in front of you. There seems to be a voice beckoning you to enter.

>Maryba: Enter

You enter to see a large creature with a gold serpent tail and a bright glowing orange face sitting curled up in the center of the room you had entered.

Show Dialoglog:

>Maryba: Get to your hive[/color]

[friendlyJoker]

You walk across the dark path, the only light in the cave is the one that comes from outside.

Every step you take makes the path harder to see.

Step...by...step... you..fall................you black out.

When you open your eyes, you see a shining light coming from a big door.

you get close, and star pushing the gigant door infront of you.

Slowly, the door opens, just to see a Gigant Snake in front of you, the snake is cover in blue flames that iluminate the hole cave.

Denizen:

[friendlyJoker]

as everything around you conbust into flames you start to feel the heat.

You take out your flaming sword, and use it to redirect the flames far from you....you didnt know you could do that, but hey it worked.

Talk With The Denizen:

[linguisticallyInspired]

You make your way back to your hive and golly, she was right! There were statue wolf imps everywhere. Before one of them could ruin your bed though, you charge at them with your harpoon, stabbing them leaving behind some grist. You take it and then proceed to kill all those imbeciles once to twice at a time! Once you were done, you rise up on your echeladder becoming the Stone Fisherprincess! Whatever that is. After that you go back to your denizen.

Show Dialoglog:

[friendlyJoker]

talking with the Denizen:

After It:

[linguisticallyInspired]

Before you leave though, you turn back and ask a few more things.

Show Dialoglog:

[friendlyJoker]

After that...interesting meeting...you decide to talk with LilMar, i mean, she told you about the denizen now that you think about it, you dont even know his name....hu...i guess you could have ask him Dumn Nuts.

FriendlyJoker started trolling bubblingSplasher

Kai: Hi LilMar, hey, i had a conversation with my denizen just like you did, he told me i was a "rogue of hope", i have no idea what thats supposed to mean, he talked a lot in riddles and i vearly understund him, but he told me that i have powers to create things, to shape reality to whatever i think is real or something like that......well, at least when i learn how to control my powers i will....he told me he will teach me, but the only thing he did was become in smoke and make me go out of the cave.......have you any idea what im supposed to do?

[DistantRed]

Gandey after a long time of wandering aimlessly comes upon a cave with a door with an enigmatic riddle: "PUSH TO OPEN".

Gandey's many attempts to open this puzzling door:

1.) He attempts to pull it open.

2.) He consults the internet, especially Gamefaqs. Many have attempted to solve the riddle, but have failed miserably.

3.) He attempts to draw a circle... why?

5.) It's a pretty bad circle.

6.) He cries as he makes more circles attempting to make a perfect circle.

7.) After a hundred non-perfect circles he decides he needs a better option

8.) I skipped 4 :3

9.) He grabs a rope, puts a stick in the ground, grabs a second stick and ties them together.

10.) He then makes a perfect circle using these tools.

11.) Gandey gets hungry

Gandey goes back to his hive. He sees so many wonderful food and decides he wants a meal. He wants some Grubsteak with a side of tubersauce and some delicious TaB mixed with Faygo mixed with milk. The TaB's sugar-freeness removes all the sugar from the faygo de-sugarfying it with magic science, therefore making it as non-Juggalo as possible, and the milk is added to build strong bones, therefore making you stronger with SCIENCE.

Gandey waits for a Wolfstatue servant to make him this meal.

and waits...

and waits...

Then he realizes he stabbed all of them to death testing the knife and completely forgot to tame them to servititude. He sees another wave of them coming. Now this is his chance. He attempts to tame them, but perhaps he shouldn't have used his knife...

After a couple hours of preparing his own meal which turned out to be awful, burning his hand, burning the other hand so it'd be symmetric, nursing the wounds, going back to his land, and doing many, many, many more attempts to the riddle he comes to attempt 203:

203.) cry.

204.) stab that door, how dare it deny you entrance.

205.) he then kicks the door.

It opens! Success

Gandey then does a happy dance.

He then goes back to Alternia and does this dance and videos it.

You then wash your fucking face and put makeup over your wound and do it again.

Gandey then goes back to his land and finds the cave again and enters.

Denizen:

Gandey then left to do just that.

[synczomb]

Zertin realized that, while he was touching kittens, his teammates had probably already advanced further on in the game. He then realized that there was another troll who was really far back...

fourteenSixties [FS] began trolling tribalCanine [TC]

[linguisticallyInspired]

You exited the pit and began walking through your land, trying to hear the voices of the living. You sigh as you see another block of seaweed in front of you. Beneath you was sand with water that went up to your feet so you figured that was where the seaweed was able to grow from. After getting through the seaweed, you see a large flock of butterflies, all in different colours, but you noticed a pattern, there were two of each colour.

You reach out and attempt to pair the butterflies but they evaded yout touch.

Show Dialoglog:

You focus long and hard on the butterflies but fail to get even the tiniest whisper. This was going to be long...

[DistantRed]

TC: H3y Z3r7in, how's i7 going?

TC: Hav3 you h3ard wha7 hap3n3d to Gand3y? Kai kill3d him

TC: Kai d3s3rv3s 7o b3 punish3d for his ac7ions, h3 kill3d Gand3y, h3 go7 viol3n7 wi7h you and m3, and I hav3 r3ason 7o susp3c7 h3 is b3ing viol3n7 wi7h mar.

TC: I gu3ss sinc3 you w3r3 Gand3y's favori73, you should be 7h3 on3 7o punish Kai

TC: And since Kai would probably li3 abou7 i7 or run away or som37hing, you should probably 7i3 up his dr3am-s3lf, muffl3 him and 7h3n wak3 him up and punish him 7ha7 way

TC: If I w3r3 you, I would caus3 som3 p3rmn3n7 damag3 7o him, so 7ha7 h3 can r3ally pay for his ac7ions, and no7 3v3n som37hing as small as an 3y3 injury how3v3r, i7 has 7o R3ALLY mak3 him suff3r, bu7 don't kill him, b3caus3 7ha7 would b3 quick

TC: don'7 3v3n 73ll m3 or anyon3 wha7 you plan 7o do and 73ll nobody abou7 7h3 whol3 7hing a7 all, 7h3y'd only ruin the surpris3

TC: also, don'7 lis73n to his li3s

TC: b3 cr3a7iv3 and do i7 quick and do i7 now b3for3 h3 do3s any mor3 obs3n7ies

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