Re: SBurb: ASCEND [Closed w/ SH, BF31, GC, and CC]

[Guest]

SH: Sounds like a plan.
SH: But how do I even get there?

==> Prototype sprite.

Ah, you found Broderick's stash of figurines. You liked his figurines, especially the ones from the Left 4 Dead game series. He's also drawn weird comics as well, but they were pretty funny to the people on DA. Maybe you can use them? You picked up the Charger figurine. Frogsprite would enjoy that, you think. It was a plush, after all, what's so strong about a plush? You throw the figurine, but Frogsprite dodged it.

Don't wanna be a Froggy-Charger? Okay, that was understandable.

You pick up a figurine of a Spitter. You chucked it at the Frogsprite, but it hit the floor.

Not a Froggy-Spitter? You suppose it was kind of a stupid idea.

You picked up a random figurine, which looked like Ellis. Aw man, you loved that character! Unfortunately, the sprite did not. You were becoming aggravated, and decided to throw the whole stash of L4D things at the sprite. You had been so busy throwing stuff that you never noticed that your sprite had just been prototyped.

SH: …
SH: I am going to f*cking MURDER my brother.
Sh: HHHHHH!

[goldenCrown]

EL: No idea...
EL: And why are you murdering your brother?

Snowballsprite is nudging you with her little bunny nose. You try to push her away, telling her you're talking to friends.

[bluefire31]

You look around. And [guess] that your server player booped all your stuff down. You look over at the kernal sprite, tilting your head. What to do prototype? You look around, unsure of what to throw in. You decide to just throw in Your old teddy bear, and look at the teddy sprite. You turn, and angie is already carving the tottem for you. She teleports it before you, and you walk over and place it onto the alchemicizer.

OUt of it pops a small orb. You tilt your head. What do you do with it? You reach forwards, finding that one hand makes it show a yellow quater moon, and the other cuases a purple half moon. You place both onto it and it forces you to fly back against the wall. You shake your head, standing up and walking to the orb. Angie has a hand on it and it is purple. YOu place your hand down and it shows a yellow moon. It glows, and suddenly explodes outwards, knocking you out and sending you flying outwards into your land.

Angie teleports the couch beneath you while you dream on derse.

Teddysprite flies outside, looking at angie. She flies over, hopping into the sprite, before flying over to you to watch over you.

"Sw++t dr+ams."

[Guest]

SH: He put a ssnnjdksH;
SH: He shaKjaHA;;hanJ
SH: Grrr…
SH: SMOKER IN MY HAHSH;//$-jjk

==> Sneeze.

You sneezed. Ughhh, Broderick was Komodo food when you get your hands on him. You kept hunching over, sneezing violently. The newly prototyped Smokersprite stared at you, a cigarette hanging from his lips. His sprite-y smoke was the bane of your existence.

==> Writhe in anger.

You already were. Well, more in pain than anger, as you had fallen due to the harshness of your sneezes. Smokersprite just stared at you condescendingly with his one eye.

Sprite Log

Spoiler:

[goldenCrown]

EL: ...
EL: You okay? Are you dying or something?

Snowballsprite keeps nudging you. You push her away again.

[Guest]

SH: No. I'm fine.
SH: Just allergies. I'm good.

==> Get up.

You stand up, and walk past Smokersprite. You liked him, you did, but your allergies didn't. You would deal with him for the sake of it.

SH: Anyway, Broderick just prototyped my sprite, but it's all good for now.
SH: Huh, Smokersprite said something about gates. He said I can get to places going through them.
SH: We won't tell me where they are placed, though.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Gates?

Sprite Log:

EL: Snowballsprite just gave me a riddle about how to get to the gate.

[Guest]

SH: Oh, Smokersprite hasn't given me a riddle yet.
SH: Probably because he looks as though he wants to hit me.
SH: I mean, in the L4D games, Smokers usually try to hurt you, but-
SH: … Some horribly mutated creatures have just descended into my brother's room in the shower.

==> Freak out!

You flail around, screaming at the Spore Imps to get that gosh-darn shower out of Broderick's bedroom. They all look at you as though you were crazy, which you probably were at that brink already. You even clocked one across the floor! Easy, you ruffian!

[goldenCrown]

EL: L4D? As in Left 4 Dead?
EL: 0.0
EL: Those games terrify me for some reason!
EL: And good luck with those mutated creatures!

You turn to Snowballsprite and ask for her to clarify on that riddle. She tells you it wasn't a riddle. You don't believe her for one second. Princesses are the types of people to use riddles, right?

[Guest]

==> Strife!

You jump around your brother's room, doing some weird as hell battle cry while punching and kicking at the imps. They weren't going down as easy as she had hoped though, and one had finally decided to punch her back.

Oh, hell no.

==> Deploy the big gun.

You withdrew your rifle, and began to take aim. The Spore Imps gulped.

[goldenCrown]

==>Argue with sprite.

Sprite Log:

Where did this stubbornness come from? What are you talking about? The stubbornness didn't come from you. No matter what you say, you are not believing that the stubbornness came from you. Nu-uh. Absolutely not.

[Guest]

SH: If you ever get to my land, bring a gas mask.
SH: Yeah.

==> Examine Broderick's room.

Totaled. Everything was totaled.

There were a lot of odd looking grits, though. They looked like stars, and were a burning orange color. Wasn't grits suppose to look like blue hexagonal shapes? You didn't question it, but you gathered them, along with what you guess were drops of greem slime-ish things.

==> Climb that ladder!

You've reached the LABORATOY ASSISTANT rung, and have gained a maroon bowtie. Ah, how exquisite!

[goldenCrown]

EL: I'll keep that in mind!
EL: If you ever come to my land, bring an umbrella! Hehe!

Sprite Log:

You put on your Rain Dress and your Waterproof Phone Shoes and go outside. You look around, but all you see is rain and the forest.

Sprite Log:

You do as she says and you see an interesting shape, colored the same lilac color as your eyes.

Sprite Log:

==>Message Jakie.

EL: Hey, could like... build up my house?
EL: So I can get to the next gate?

==>Message Todd.

EL: Guess what!
EL: My sprite wasn't talking in riddles!
EL: She said I had to build up to get to the gate, and she really meant BUILD UP.
EL: The server player has to build up your house so you can get to the gate.

[Guest]

SH: Oh, really? That's neat.
SH: I think you might need to get grists to get add-ons, though.
SH: Oh, hold on a bit, Smoker needs to tell me a thing.

Sprite Log:

==>Return to chat.

SH: I think I'll go explore a little.
SH: Mr. Snarky-Pants, or tail(?), is getting a little snippy with me.
SH: If CC chats with you, tell her I need a few add-ons myself.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Okay!
EL: I should probably do a little exploring myself.
EL: With my Waterproof Phone Shoes!
EL: Hehe! (:

==>Explore.

You start walking around your house, killing imps and collecting grist along the way.

[bluefire31]

Your derse dream self awakens, but your laptop is smashed.

oooooofff course.

You look around. Looks like derse is off and fighting something. You hear a sudden shuffle in the room behind you to find one of the citizens of derse charging you with a spear. What do you do? You take out your blowgun and shoot him wiht a 'forever sleep' dart. he falls over before you with little to no effort, and you tilt your head at him. You should really expect that from now on. You float outside, and you can see Dersianites looking up at you in hopes, but also a few in malice. "The soul is awake again. . . ." "The maid and sylph havent yet. . . ."

You shake your head at them. Time to fly around derse to find. . . . Something? You dunno what yet.

Back in the real world, Your newly prototyped 'ANGIESPRITE' starts to help your friend out by building upwards for you. Why? Well, seeing as your asleep he-she can help you out. There's still no answer from you on pesterchum though.

[goldenCrown]

==>Notice your house being built up.

You notice your house being built up. You assume it's Jakie.

==>Message Jakie.

EL: Thank you!
EL: I'll be in my land in no time thanks to you! (:

[bluefire31]

Your dreamself looks around, spotting more drones and so on. You look to the other dreamers homes, and quickly hop into them. Another carcapcian is about to stab Elle as you shoot a blowdart into his throat. You hop into the room and look over elle's sleeping form. No wounds, they really are targeting the dreamers. Probably to stop the black kings death. . . What about the other dreamer.

Hoping out of her window and moving to the next tower you find nothing wrong, seems like the didn't touch her yet. Which is good, but this means you may keep high alert for a while until they wake up or something. You move to the window, hopping outside. You move through the streets, looking for something like a computer. Moving to your tower you look around inside. Didn't you have two laptops? You look at the desk, and sigh, sitting down and trying to sleep. To no real avial.

On earth, you've ran out of grist. Angie can't pester Elle, so she'll just stop. She closes the laptop, and float off to do angie things. You know, you really can't tel what she does.

[Guest]

[Omg sorry I haven't responded, I haven't gotten any e-mails that this was being updated!]


==> Stop spacing out!

Holy shit where are you--

Oh.

You're in the medium still, your chum's conversation's flashing in front of your glassy still eyes without any meaning. You blink rapidly, trying to catch up. Apparently, most of them hadn't even had a medium and went straight to their land. You felt a little jealous.

CC: im bak
CC: so uh eef u can build upo to my gate thatd be kewl

Your spelling is atrocious. You should be ashamed. Maybe you should take a n—

==> Wake up on Derse.

Now how the fuck did you get here again?

...Nevermind. Thinking is too hard sometimes.

You hear something from below you. You look outside to see pedestrians running around more frantically than the first time you had saw them. Deciding to go explore, you float outside your window to pee into the three other towers that sprung up like weeds on the violet moon.

[bluefire31]

You looks to your window as the other dreamer awakens. A large smile breaks out over your face, and you stand up. "Awake! Y-u're awake!" You could almost hug her. You stand up and walk over. "C-me -n, we need t- watch -ver Elle! The dersianites are trying t- kill dreamers!" You hop out the window, floating over to Elle's tower and walking inside. Inside of it is Elle, and a dead dersianite agent. "D-n't mind the bl--d?"

You shake your head and look over Elle. "I guess she's the slyph, whatever that is." You look outside, whispers growing into yells, some at you or some at others. "THEY ARE AWAKING!" "Yes, Yes, The Maid, And the Soul. . ." "But what of our life?" You start to drown out their bullshit.

[Guest]

[I'm not sure if by Maid you mean me, but my God Tier's a mage :3]

"Killing? Holy shit! This ain't grand theft auto!" you exclaim dumbly as you float after the girl. You squeeze your ass into the window and look around. The room is simple enough, save for the dead guy on the ground. You poke him with a foot. Yeah, he's dead.

You notice increasingly loud whispers below the tower. You peeked your head down, not knowing what the BS was down there. sylfz? maje? sools?

"What're they talking about?" you ask her, pointing down to them with a thumb. You then remember with a jolt your KATANA-WITH-A-BUNCH-OF-SHIT-ADDED-ON-TO-IT isn't with you. You feel a little more concerned without the comfort of the TMNT safety.

[bluefire31]

"Fuck if I kn-w. I think they mean us? Maybe an-ther dreamer?" You shakes your head softly. "They call me the 'S-ul'. Or the creat-r -f the vast j-ke. What that means I have n- idea. I think we sh-uld try t- keep t-gether. This place is getting bad." You slip out your blowgun, loading in a dart before putting it away for quick use. You then float outside, looking down on derse. You pause, listening. Sounds like all the hustle is now over the sleeping dreamers. There's only Elle here right?

You turn your head back. "Apparently either y-ur a sylph, mage, -r maid. Whatever that means."

[Guest]

"Well, fuck." You give a loud sigh, closing your eyes for a second.

==> Wake up in the medium all of the sudden.

WAT
NO
THIS ALL OF THE SUDDENNESS HAS GOT TO STOP

==> Stop overreacting!

WHAT IF YOUR FRIEND DIES OMG NO NO NO

==> STAHP

U STAHP

==>

Okay, you're calm now. You shift the GlassTop on your nose and apologize to Jakie, whom is probably wondering where you went.

CC: I think I woke up randomly, because I'm back at my house.
CC: gogdammit!

You are perfectly awake now, with no hints of naptime left at all.

==> Growl frustratedly.

With a frustrated growl you decide you might as well get up some grist levels to build up into your land, where everybody else has glitched into already.

==> Go MLG those imps.

[goldenCrown]

The building up of your house has stopped. Have you run out of grist? You suppose you could go fight some imps. There are plenty of them around.

==>Fight some imps.

You were going to do that, but while you were going down the stairs to go outside, you slip and fall. You hit your head on the wall and you are knocked out.

==>Wake up.

You wake up in a place you've never been before. Your entire room is purple and you see something on the ground in front of your bed. Or someone maybe. Are they sleeping, too? You get out of bed and nudge them with your foot. Your nudge causes them to roll over, revealing a dart in their neck.

==>SCREAM BECAUSE HE'S DEAD AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHY.

You do just that, releasing possibly the loudest scream you have ever screamed in your life.

[Guest]

CC: hey
CC: hey
CC: can you build up my house
CC: EL?
CC: yo?
CC: well shit it's fucking nap time up in here

You have collected a bunch of grist, almost more than you can hold. You want to get into your gate now, to explore, but the cyan swirls are still way in the distance. You half-heartedly stab an Amber imp, bored. You wish you could alchemize some ice cream, but you're unsure if it'd be safe to eat if you did. You close your eyes and attempt to go back to sleep.

==> Wake up.

Wow, you did it! Hurrah! You only hope your limp body won't get harassed back in the medium. You spring up from your position on the floor, where you had abruptly fallen asleep before, only to be shocked with a wild shriek.

"yo" you greet Elle weakly, who is extremely distraught by the dead guy on her floor. You give a chill wave, smoothing out your purple jammies which had been smudged with a bit of red due to the dead guy.

CURSE YOOUUUUUUU

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