Re: SBurb: ASCEND [Closed w/ SH, BF31, GC, and CC]

[bluefire31]

TI: Y-u guys-girls kill me. Really.
TI: Are y-u alm-st in Elle?

You could not be more sarcastic. Ever. The only way you could have been more sarcastic was if you gave them an 'Are you Serious' look through the internets.

But you cant. Why?

The internets wont let you.

Fuck you too internets.

You look at the prospitians. You see a few beconing you down. You slip your laptop away and float downwards. You were a usual guest here.WHich you didn't mind what so ever. They were nice. Almost like family to you. A few of them greet you with your name, a few with 'Soul', which you adopted as another nickname, and others with dreamer. You don't mind these titles at all. You slip out your computer, and a few prospitians sit down with you to continue on with your playing of the game with Elle and the others.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Almost! Just got to shove this Cruxite Dowel into the Alchemiter, and bam!
EL: Into the game I go!
EL: If the meteor doesn't get me by then.
EL: And my timer is going down so I better hurry!

You rush the Cruxite Dowel over to the Alchemiter and shove it in there.

==>Into the game you go!

Actually, you can't go into the game yet! You have to do whatever the game wants you to do with whatever the game decided to give you. The game decided to give you...

A shoe?

EL: I got a shoe.

[bluefire31]

You giggle a bit at what the game means. Elle - CinderELLEa. Hehehehe. . . You giggle before typing.

TI: Slip it -n.

You wonder if its made of glass. You turn to the prospitiains and ask. They all give varying answers, some nodding, some making suggestions On and on. You nod, looking at her entering way. Its atleast easy, you assume. Well, Okay game. Goooooo.

[Guest]

After you finish fucking around with Sirius Black (who isn't that serious), you decide to get your sirius face on and alchemize your carved cyan dowel.

A bookshelf appears, a heavy encyclopedia sized book falling out of it. It opens right in the middle in front of you, and has a code written on it. Along with a pen that is conveniently placed in the spine.

Your reach for your laptop and update your friends on the hideously bright cyan items infront of you.

CC: I think I have to decode this.

==> Decode away, smart ass!

[goldenCrown]

EL: Decode? Sounds... fun?
EL: Well I have to hurry. I can see the meteor approaching my house.

==>Slip the glass shoe on.

You put it on your foot, but nothing happens! The meteor is quickly approaching and you're starting to panic. You quickly run down the stairs of your house, hoping to find an answer somewhere. As you run down the stairs, the shoe falls off. You turn around to go get it, but a blinding flash of light interrupts you. You cover your eyes with your arm. When you take your arm away, you are still in your house... but your house isn't in the same place it was. It appears to be in a rainforest of sorts.

[bluefire31]

TI: Oh my g-d. I giggled way t- hard.
TI: That was beutiful.
TI: Brav-. Braaaavvvv------.

You clap, along with a few prospitians. You look upwards to the queens tower. You nearly forgot, you have to visit her. You slip your laptop away, waving to the prospitians. You fly upwards and land at the castle. The queen sits there, like always. She looks nice. SHe stands up and motions for you to follow.

You gladly follow her. She was a nice person.

BUt why did she look like sivrus snape as well as a bunny.

She leads you to he balcony looking up to skaia. She begins to explain prototyping, how you have to do it. Each of your friends. She explains that the ring on her finger takes the power of prototypings to change and defend her kingdom.

[goldenCrown]

EL: I can't tell if that was embarrassing or fun.
EL: Like I am the real life version of Cinderella right now.
EL: Where's my Prince Charming?

You walk outside and look around. There are trees everywhere and it's raining nonstop. Thank goodness for the overhang over your porch. You make a mental note to alchemize something to keep you dry.

But wait! Where is your mother? She was baking cakes a while ago. You should be able to smell the odor of her cakes, but you don't. Where could she have gone?

[Guest]

CC: I'll be your prince ;)
CC: Jk.

==> Hurry up!

Yes, the meteor is approaching and fast. No time to make homosexual jabs at your friends.

You have deduced quite brilliantly that the series of numbers is a fibonacci code. 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, and so on. Yes indeed, you are Mister. William Sherlock Fucking Hol—

==> WRITE IT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN WRITE IT DOWN

Alright, alright! Calm your tits! You scrawl down "fibonacci" on the line in the cyan book, only to have an extremely sudden feeling of nothingness. There's no time to panic though, beause it's over as soon as it came. When you open your eyes, you feel extremely happy. Must be from the euphoria of having your molecules back together.

==>

You are in a deep, dark pit, with absolutely nothing around you. This must be the medium. You poke your head outside and look up, and in the distance there is a faintly glowing portal. That must be the gate into your land.

==> Contact chums, Mister William Sherlock Fucking Holmes.

CC: I'm in. Anyone else?

[goldenCrown]

EL: I'm in, I think.
EL: I can't find my mother and I'm in a rainforest or something and I'm really confused.
EL: Halp.

You look around your house for your mother, but she is not in the house. You walk into your room and find your Alchemiter, which reminds you to make some rain clothes. You dig around your closet to find something suitable. You combine your YELLOW DRESS and your UMBRELLA to make the YELLOW RAIN COAT-DRESS. You combine your RED RAINBOOTS and your PHONE to make the WATERPROOF PHONE SHOES. You combine your HEADBAND and UMBRELLA to make the UMBRELLA BAND. You combine your UMBRELLA HAT with RETRACTABLE LIGHTSABER REPLICA to make the RETRACTABLE LIGHTBRELLA BAND.

[Guest]

CC: I don't know why your medium is different. It should be a void between the worlds, or something, as Siriussprite says.
CC: fuck he just blasted my mirror out the wall with a spell. bad sirius bad!
CC: Um.
CC: But it is kind of... weird though. Things seem glitchy. Like it's been...
CC: tampered with.
CC: ... Idk tho bro idkk,

Speaking of guardians, you open the door of your room and look around downstairs. Your SIS has been knocked out by a falling piece of rubble from the TOILET, but you know that crazy gal can't be kept down by just that. There's a weird imp thing outside with a BUNNY head holding a WAND and SQUEALING gibberish, blasting spells around. You think that's the prototyping at work. Siriussprite tells you you can prototype him to a Tier 2, but you decide not to.

==> Alchemize shit.


You go to the alchemizer and combine your KATANA with a KITCHEN KNIFE, making the blade curved and sharper. You combine the KATANA KNIFE with a comfortable pencil grip, and the handle becomes much SQUISHER AND COMFORTABLE. You also combine it with a spare KATANA, making it a DOUBLE-BLADED KATANA KNIFE. With extra-comfy grip. Sweet.

You put your glasses with your LAPTOP, making a GLASSTOP. It's a lame name, but effective.

You try to clone your DOUBLE-BLADED KATANA KNIFE, making DUAL DOUBLE-BLADED KATANA KNIVES. And just for the shits and giggles, you throw in a blue piece of paper. The DUAL DOUBLE-BLADED KATANA KINVES turn a snazzy blue. You go outside and ninja the bunny-sirius imp, making it burst into pieces of blue GRIST and LAPIS LAZULI.

CC: im a muthafuckin teenage mutant nija turdle!!!1!

You tell yourself, not realzing you have texted your friends all your geekiness and lameness because of your GLASSTOP. Oh well.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Hehe is that so?
EL: And I seem to be on a cliff. I'm not technically in my land yet or whatever. That's what Snowballsprite said.
EL: Do you guys think my mom is okay? I'm worried. ):

[bluefire31]

You are very suddenly shooken awake. Your dreamself falls forwards, and the queen uses SIVURUS magic to catch you. She gently places you inside, allowing your dreamself to keep sleeping. But safely.

Your earthself awakens. And you look around. Who woke you up? Oh well. . .  You itch your eyes. Already guessing angie. You look around.

TI: Guys-girls, I really need t- enter n-w.
TI: The fucking sky is red.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Todd is supposed to bring you in. Where is she?

You continue looking around for your mom, but after a while, you give up. You think she might be out in the medium somewhere. You still worry about her.

Sprite Log::

You head down to the kitchen, and sure enough, a plate with a piece of cake on it is sitting on the table with a fork next to it. Your mom is thoughtful, yes, but she is not exactly what you'd call a baker. You decided to try it. It's the least you could do for your missing mother.

==>Taste the cake.

You completely disregard the fork and just take a piece off with your fingers. You put it in your mouth and...

==>SPIT THAT DISGUSTINGNESS OUT

THIS.

IS.

STUPID.

[Guest]

[I'm so, so sorry! I've been under stress lately. :(]

[goldenCrown]

(It's fine! I can understand stress! (: )

[Guest]

SH: Sh*t, sorry!
SH: My brother had swiped away my phone and laptop, so I'm stuck on his desktop.

==> Put in the disc.

You placed one of the two discs into the tray, and watched as the tray slid back in. Once the game loaded, you could see Jakie, and looked past her to see the sky outside. You grunted, and began to quickly place the machines in her room. You look to your sprite, which had just been prototyped with a stuffed frog. It just stared at you, and you shuddered. What a bad idea.

SH: Be safe, chick-a-dee!

[Guest]

[I hope this suffices. •^•]

[goldenCrown]

(Sorry! I didn't know what to reply with earlier, but now I have an idea kind of.)

==>Take the cake with you.

You guess the cake could come in handy. Maybe. You captchalogue it and carry on with what you planned on doing before.

==>Go outside.

You make your way outside and find that imps have surrounded your home. No no no, imps. Not in your house. Er, outside your house.

==>Take care of those imps.

You pull out your bow and arrows from your sylladex. It's time for those archery lessons to finally pay off. You pick off the imps one by one with surprisingly good accuracy. You hope this is worth it.

[Guest]

==> Find a second thing to prototype.

You look at your sprite, who silently stares back at you with its huge eyes. Some feeling in your gut told you to find something dead, but the specifics weirded you out. Instead, you leave your frogsprite alone for the time being until you can find the dead thing.

==>Go outside.

You had escaped that date with that meteor, and you were now in some cold, damp place. Your house had been immediately shrouded in a fog, and some of it has leaked into the sliced apartment. Holy heckie, was it cold!

You retrieve your Snuggie from your closet. F*ck yeah, Snuggies.

[bluefire31]

TI: -kay. I think I'm entering?

[[ eally busy for me here sorr!

[goldenCrown]

(That's fine!)

==>Prototype sprite again.

You look around for something to prototype with. You decide to prototype with one of your old dolls from when you were a kid. This way, your sprite will be super cute! You pick up the hula girl doll and try to toss it into your sprite, but the sprite dodges quickly.

Oh, you don't want to be a hula bunny? Fair enough.

You pick up the baby doll and try to throw that in. Once again, Snowballsprite dodges.

Not a baby bunny? Fine.

You try again with the soccer player doll, the bike rider, and the surfer. Snowballsprite dodges all of them.

Now you're just being stubborn.

You pick up the princess doll, your last one and your old favorite. You look at it for a second, then wind up for the throw. You throw it as hard and fast as you can, and surprisingly, it goes in the sprite. You celebrate as Snowballsprite gains a princess hat and what appears to be a dress. You want to call her Princess-Snowballsprite now, but you think that is too long of a name, so you just keep it as Snowballsprite.

[Guest]

==> Explore LoPaF.

It was oddly eerie, seeing nothing but the dead trees and bones of what seemed to be a komodo dragon. You felt weirdly at ease in this place, despite its ominous atmosphere. Frogsprite has followed you out here, looking at the trees and such. Okay, your sprite was creeping you out.

==> Contact chums.

Using your newly acquired iHead, which you alchemized using your Beats headphones and your iPhone, would log directly into Pesterchum to check on your friends.

-- scientialHandmaiden had logged on --
SH: Hello?
SH: Has everyone made it? No one's dead?

[goldenCrown]

==>Respond.

You use your Waterproof Phone Shoes to respond.

EL: I'm alive and fine!
EL: It's raining where I am. I've been here for a while and it hasn't stopped yet.
EL: What's your land like?

[Guest]

SH: Cold.
SH: Damp.
SH: Foggy.
SH: Full of rotting and dead stuff.
SH: And sick komodos. Poor things.

You dare not mention how alright you felt about it, though.

SH: To make things simple, it's flat out gloomy here.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Aw, that's not good. ):
EL: It's pretty hot here, despite it raining. I guess it's just humidity.
EL: Maybe you could come over here to get a break from all the coldness and dampness and fogginess!

You liked the idea of a big party in your land, though you weren't sure how the others would feel about coming to a giant rainforest. It wouldn't hurt to run it by them!

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