Re: SBurb: ASCEND [Closed w/ SH, BF31, GC, and CC]

[Guest]

SH: Yeah, I'm ready.
SH: Just please be careful!

You hope she would be careful, because Beau had entered the room. The black-furred dog had come in to see your preformance. You swear he is a genius, because most of the things he does make him seem incredibly human. You pet his head to show your appreciation for his audience. Beau perked his ears in delight.

==> Suddenly get clocked.

You were clocked in the face. Well, that epic battle on the rooftop was coming real soon. He'll have to wait, unfortunately for him.

[Guest]

==> Rub your hands together excitedly.

You rub your hands together excitededededly, before pressing ENTER.

==> Establish a connection with SH.

And you do just that. A witty tune loads up as a trippy thing that looks like a portal does a spinny thing on your laptop. You then see your chum, Todd, sitting in her room with a mysterious shadow behind her that looks humanoid. Hm.

FUCKIN' NINJAS.

There is also a cute little doggy, panting happily.

==> Look at the top of the screen.

The screen is filled to the brim with buttons and complicated words. Phernalia Registry?

da faq.

You ignore those for a sec, pestering SH to let her know you've connected.

CC: i seeeee u hur hur >;))
CC: Um wow okay I am awkward
CC: I mean, I think we have connected.
CC: I'll start working out what all these buttons do.

==> Look at a tutorial.

Fuck no, tutorials are for bitches! You will use your superior intellect and figure it out yourself, was as little damage as possible.

==> Start deploying stuff.

[Guest]

==> STRIFE! Now!

The moment calls for it! Unfortunately, Beau did not like the idea of the you two fighting in the bedroom where things needed to be placed. Using his guardian powers, he sent you and your brother up to the roof of the apartment building.

Makes room for the future contraptions you will need.

[Guest]

Interestingly enough, the FUCKIN' NINJA and Todd disappear. You zoom out curiously to see them kitty-fighting it out on the roof.

Nothing compared to the insain buttles you do with SIS.

You watch Todd do several YOUTH ROLLS, before getting bored and returning to her room. You open the PHERNALIA REGISTRY option, studying all the gubbins before placing them in strategic areas in the cramped space. You didn't want to restructure the shape of the room, since that'd look EXTREMELY SHITTY. You only hoped that Todd could do some epic PARKOUR to get to some of the stuff.

The doggy is staring right at your POV, almost as if it was WATCHING YOU. You try to give it a little FRIENDLY POKE, but he keeps teleporting around. You give up on the doggy, and decide that TOdd would probably still be strife-ing it out on the rooftop where you last left her.

==> Return to rooftop and check on things.

[goldenCrown]

(Sorry guys! Had to get my school pictures taken. Ew. Since BF31 isn't on I'll just go)

EL: Are you guys connected?
EL: Is everything going alright?
EL: Sorry... I'm curious.
EL: Wait... Don't answer. Just do your gaming stuff and ignore me.
EL: (:
EL: Oh crap.
EL: Gotta go, my mom is baking cakes.
-- elegantLady [EL] logged off --

You could smell the scent of flour and... was that chocolate. Oh no, anything but chocolate! You need to get out of here quickly before she finishes baking. You look around your room, looking for a way to escape.

==>Look! Window!

That's it! Your window! You just needed to crawl out and climb onto the roof. Simple, right?

==>Not simple, but do it anyways.

You do it anyways. But before that, you grab your phone so you can chat with your friends again. You open your window and crawl through. Once standing on the windowsill, you look up at your roof. The edge was just barely out of arms reach. Of course.

[Guest]

You were on the losing tides, already worn out from the hand-to-hand sparring. You had bruises on both cheeks, and you had a little bit of blood dripping from your nose. You managed to get him a black eye and a fist-shaped bruise on his arm. You were hunched, and your knees were curled underneath your voluptous figure. With the little bit of strength you had left, you leapt!

You wrapped your arms around his neck, and he began to dash around, trying to throw you off.

==> Ride 'em, cowgirl!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAW!!

Good Lord, you hope no one was watching this incredibly silly fight.

[Guest]

CC: Ah, EL.
CC: I was waiting for you. Jolly good.
CC: Anyways, as previously discussed, it seems that you will be my server hoster. TI has disappeared somewhere, so you will have to wait for your own server connection.
CC: oh fuk u go gurl


You become preoccupied again as your attention wavers back to the toughy-woughy on the roof. Is she... a cowgirl?

She is indeed a cowgirl. It is jaw dropping enough for you to actually let your jaw drop. Close that shit up.

==> Poke Todd to gain her attention.

You give her jabs on the back. You want to patch her up first from her injuries, before urging her to continue on with the gubbins sitting in her room.

[goldenCrown]

==>Jump onto the roof.

That sounds like an incredibly bad plan that could possibly end in disaster, but it's either fall or eat Mom's cake. You'd rather take your chances with the jump. You prepare yourself, then push off the windowsill and grab the edge of the roof. Your feet are dangling below you.

==>PULLUPPULLUPPULLUPPULLUPPULLUP

For the love of all things good and pure, you are trying. After a few seconds you manage to swing one leg over the edge of the roof and pull the rest of you up. You should be able to avoid Mom up her.

==>Talk to your chums again.

You whip out your trusty smart phone and open up the Pesterchum app.

-- elegantLady [EL] logged on --
EL: I have to wait for my connection?
EL: Aw man.
EL: I'll just have to take an extra long time getting stuff done for you, CC.
EL: Hehe.

[Guest]

==> Let go.

Jabs coming from nowhere? Time to call the quits, you had something more important to do. You release Broderick from your grip, and lass scamper back to your apartment. You've won this round, you a-hole of a brother.

==> Gawk at the new things.

Whoa, CC has been busy! Beau was now asleep on your bed, and you pat him on the head. Good boy, best chum. You approach the contraption that had a wheel on it's side. It looked as though it had something inside it, but you didn't know how to open it. You had the urge to open it, but you got this feeling on impending doom. But, you still had to open it.

==> Contact CC.

SH: Hey.
SH: How do I open this?

[Guest]

==> Talk to SH first.

CC: Uh, I believe you have to give it a good, hard, bang.
CC: um
CC: I mean, a strong pap on the top should do it
CC: Might as well check out the other shit first though, like the alechemyz-doodad.

==> Reply to EL now.

CC: Why do I get the feeling that a lot of my shit will be broken
CC: it's very foreboding
CC: if possible try to screw shit up in my Sis's room. That'd be great.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Hehe will do!
EL: I was just kidding by the way. I promise I'll do my best to not break things that are yours!
EL: Unless you want me to. Then I certainly can.

You had never broken things on purpose before! You imagine the rush it would give you, the feeling of rebellion and... and freedom!

[Guest]

CC: I will advise you now to install your server disc.
CC: brb.

==> Affectionately throw a first aid kit at Todd.

You do that, not realizing that the game propels objects harder than meant to. Your affectionate gesture wallops your chum on the side of the head.

oops.

CC: srry

[Guest]

==> Examine the ALCHEMITER.
You approach the machine, standing on the large pad. You are actually tempted to do something silly on the pad, but you avoid doing so. You needed to get something important, for you might need it later.

You turn to your nightstand, and go to pick up a little black book. The ~ATH. The air of doom around it bugged you, but then you liked it as well. Your feelings for the book are undefined.

==> Get hit.
That sudden firsf aid hit you. Hard. You were propelled to your bed, where Beau was now at full alert. You ended up passing out, but you woke up.

Not in your bedroom, though.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Nah, I got it. I'm just going to shove it in there.
EL: Well, I will when I get back to my room.
EL: I'm on the roof right now.

Would you risk going back in the house? There was always the chance that Mom would come into your room with the cake.

[bluefire31]

You had been going to get your STRIFE specuibus ready when suddenly

STRIFE!

Angie appears and you know what she-he wants. You Take out your BLOWGUN and slip in a sleep dart.

Huuuuuup. . . . . PATOO!

The dart goes flying forwards at angie, but suddenly your not there, your on some girls roof. And shes sitting on it? Oh well. You load another dart.

Huuuuuppp. . . . PATTOO!

Your dart yet again leads you back to your tower, and now your suddenly asleep.

God damn him-her and his-her tricks!

You wake up on Derse this time, and you still have your discs. You sigh, logging into pesterchum.

TI: Kaaaayyy. . . Wh- am I c-nnecting?

[Guest]

CC: shit

It seems you have knocked out your chum. She lies in a silly way on her bed, sprawled in an awkward position. A weird book lies beside her head where she dropped it, but you decide not to tamper with it.

The dog looks at you again, his doggy eyes narrowed.

HE KNOWS

==> Quit having a staring contest with the DOGGY and do something productive.

You do that, breaking your gaze away from DOGGY.

You look at all the contraptions, scrawling down guesses on your rad KAWAII ICE-CREAM SHAPE NOTE PAD as to what they might do. The thing-with-the-wheel is puzzling though. It looked very foreboding, but you shrugged that off for now.

==> Talk to EL.

You do that.

CC: why are u on the roofz
CC: dont tell me
CC: ur
CC: an alienz?
CC: God, I have got to stop reading SBAHj. Jegus.

[Guest]

[Are we still going in the pattern? I've lost track. XD]

[Guest]

[gtg for a couple of minutes]

[goldenCrown]

(I don't think we are XD and I have to go eat so brb)

Did you just see a girl appear on your roof and warp away? That was weird. You must be seeing things. Maybe you should go back inside.

EL: You're connecting to me, TI!
EL: Don't screw up my house hehe!
EL: I have to bring CC in first.
EL: Hold on I'm going to back in my house.

==>Go back in your house.

Going back in is much easier than coming out. You just grip the edge of the roof and swing down, right through your open window. You get back on your computer and do as you said you would do.

==>Shove the disc in.

You slip the server disc in and wait for it to download.

[Guest]

==> Wake up.

You are now awake, but you are in a dark, purple room. You were confused as to where you were, and why you were wearing purple pajamas. Oh well, you look rather nice, kind of prince-ly, but now was not the time to admire yourself.

==> Explore Derse.

You got out of your bed and walked to the window. You were in a tower, it seems, and there was no way out of it but that single window.

Then you figured out you could float. You drifted out of the tower, glancing at the streets below. Their were people below, and some seemed to stop and look up at you. You waved nervously, but then begin to head towards the giant chain.

[goldenCrown]

EL: Okay, my server disc is downloaded. Ready, CC?

==>Eagerly away friend's reply.

You were super excited. It was finally time for you to play this game!

[Guest]

CC: I am indeed ready for you to drop shit in my house.
CC: Bring it on, bro.

[goldenCrown]

EL: You got it!
EL: I'll be dropping things like they're on fire and burning my hands!
EL: So basically I'm dropping it like it's hot.

==>Drop it like it's hot.

You drop the Cruxtruder like it's hot, then the Punch Designix, Totem Lathe, and Alchemiter.

EL: Do you know what these things do?

[Guest]

CC: I have a vague WHOA FUCK

==> JUMP BITCH JUMP

Like a bitch, you jump out of the way. The heavy mass of all these items had shaken your unstable house quite a bit, dropping a toilet through the floor. You peer up that hole, seeing the upstairs washroom.

CC: well then
CC: it appears i have plumbing now

[goldenCrown]

EL: Sorry...

Maybe next time you shouldn't drop it like it's hot. Maybe you should gently set it down like it's midly warm.

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